This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
I’ve been asked to write something about me, and my answer is: go read the rest of the blog, because well, that IS all about me! What else can I say here except I’m an underachiever, am writing a book and my ultimate goal is to be a professional talk show guest. NO! NOT A HOST! A GUEST!
I write this blog, sculpt and paint. I have three kids and have dealt with every medical situation under the sun. Funny things happen to me, around me, before me, behind me and other assorted prepositions ALL THE TIME. At least I think they’re funny.
I have opinions and my opinions are better than yours, so get used to it. I will share my infinite wisdom with you and can guarantee my philosophies on life would put Plato to shame.
I talk about everyday things that happen to everyday people. However, when I describe them it’s as if you were there, EXCEPT, you were funnier than you actually are. So hop on and read my blog posts. Enjoy!