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Day two … Zip line
Instructions from Ben
He’s the owner concierge
He says “just go down the road and you’ll see it”
Where’s the place? Are we lost?
Shit, I gotta call Ben
International call (of course)
WTF Ben?
Almost there Lynn”
Success, we found the zipline place!
Wow…pretty crowded zipljne group
Into the bus
Up the hill
Errr, this is a pretty big hill
Harnesses,helmets, pictures
Wow we look awesome
Start walking up trail
I stop to look at the sloth
I fall…
Hard…
On my camera
MEDIC!!!
Shit we haven’t even started and I’m banged up
Oh there’s a poisonous frog
Joy!! Don’t touch (as if …)
First zipljne
Lots of crying little kids
Great, all of the guides are taking the kids
What about us adults!??
Shit
I do it
Fuck, vagus nerve problem …
Gotta sit down…
How many more!?
What? 11 more? MEDIC!!!
Get me an airlift
I make it … Kinda
Twice I didn’t reach the platform,
I had to turn around and hand over hand
Oh my arms
Shit this is hard
Spider monkeys
Other brown monkeys
I’m too old for this
Are we done?
I’ll never make rappelling
Holy shit!!
I’m gonna die!
Wow. Thanks for the watermelon
That’s what the grand prize is?
Oh! Pineapple too!
I’m exhausted
I’m too old for this shit
It’s Christmas Eve
I need a drink
Out to dinner
That means we’re taking our lives in our hands as we are heading down the cliff for dinner
No drinking for Kevin cuz somebody has to drive
That was a long and exhausting day
I guess I’m not the gal I thought I was
Shit I’m old
And sore
Merry Christmas guys
See ya