This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
First the house:
It was extra ordinary
But poorly designed
Keely had the largest bedroom. Don’t ask
It could have slept 15
Only one king bed though
It had some major cockroach type pets in it
Keely feared for her life
And yet eventually befriended them
Our room was great
Not quite as big as Keely’s (ironic huh) but perfect
Andie’s room was nice but …
Andie had to go to the hallway bathroom
I mean when she HAD to go to the bathroom
Where she encountered a massive spider
She died…and screamed
Actually, she must have screamed first
Kevin rescued her
Andie was not happy
But she survived … the bugs that is
Daniel had quarters downstairs
Also a bathroom accessed by walking outside
Which meant bugs
Lots and lots of bugs
He referred to his room as the military outpost
In summary: My kids are divas
We met Brutus … A 7 inch grasshopper type creature
And his wife
And their 2100 larvae this according to Keely
That was good
Until we had a million ants in our food
That wasn’t good
Toss that food out and start over again
Which meant another trip down the death-defying hill
But … Next time all food in the fridgie
We hung by the pool
That was amazing
It was an Infinity pool
Here’s the view:
Day one complete
Andie on verge of major bug breakdown
Goodnight
At least those bugs were big enough to see and avoid. My worst experience with the buggers was sand gnats on the southeastern seaboard while waiting for a ferry to escape an island. One lady there really thought she would lose her mind with hundreds of the biting critters crawling on her scalp. Maybe they were attracted to hairspray?
oh yuck. that’s disgusting. Well the ants that got in the food weren’t so great. I ended up eating a great deal of them
Holy Shit ~ that view could make me overlook the bugs. Absolutely beautiful.
yeah, the pool and the view were amazing
Cheers, I appreciate it! |