This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
Just wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. I know I’m a sack for NOT writing all the reasons to be thankful and all that bullshit. It’s not that I’m not thankful, I AM. It’s just that I find that sort of post pretty boring.
So Andie and Daniel got home yesterday and last night Andie got the stomach flu so she was up puking all night. Thank you Andie for making it feel like “old times.” My answer was a Xanax. No, I know it won’t fix the flu but I figured “what the hell, maybe it’ll knock her out and she can sleep through it.” It didn’t.
At any rate, today I was making pumpkin muffins and I pretty much fucked the whole thing up because I was tripling the recipe but for some reason I quadrupled the eggs and then I had to go fix it all. In a word, clusterfuck.
So there you are! That’s my day. In truth I’m looking forward to 2013 which will hopefully be a year where Keely isn’t constantly trying to die in unique and expensive ways, where the economy doesn’t suck and other various and sundry things.
So, here’s to moving on. Hope all of you stuff yourself (hahaha)