This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
Yesterday Keely and I were driving to rehab. Now Keely goes to rehab 3 times a week for an hour each time. Occasionally I run errands because once all is said and done shes there for about 1 ½ hours. Mostly though, I just bring something to read or my iPad and entertain myself.
Anyhow, we were driving to rehab yesterday when the phone rang and it was Daniel MacDonald calling to tell me that the plumbers were on the way. I had completely forgotten that I had called the plumbers the day before because my kitchen faucet is on the fritz and I can’t get any cold water.
They had mentioned coming over to fix it but thye never said when but simply said they would call. I thought they’d call and set up an appointment but I guess they were just calling to say they were coming over.
I explained the “situation” to Daniel that it was the kitchen sink and that there was no cold water; only hot water and he could call if there was a problem. End of story right? WRONG.
Keely: so who was that?
Keely: what did he want?
Me: the plumbers are dropping by
And here’s where it gets good because Keely always speaks before she thinks.
Me: yes Keely, randomly. Business has been bad so they’re going door to door to see if people need a plumber
Me: NO! Not really. I called them to come fix the sink
Yeah oh. I love that kid. I was visualizing in my head when she said that a bunch of plumbers stopping by to see if the drain was clogged or anything. What’s really interesting is that I’m so used to Keely asking idiotic questions that I no longer even pause and I just respond with some smart ass response.
And that, folks, is why I’ll NEVER run out of blog fodder.