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In which drugs and texting don’t mix
This is just a short post but I thought it was so funny. After we got back from the hospital, we eventually put Keely in bed. Her room adjoins Andie’s room while my room is downstairs. Keely was under instructions NOT to get out of bed.
We set up her phone to wake her when it was time to take her meds and we had them all arranged in the order she needed to take them. In case of emergency, she was to call Kevin and myself or Andie and let us know she needed help. We all felt that this was a fine system and were prepared for any eventuality.
Apparently, Keely felt that after she took her meds at 12:00 that she should let Andie know. Andie was awake because she was studying for MCAT’s. Here is the resulting conversation:
So it’s clear that you shouldn’t text while taking pain killers. Hope you enjoyed this short post!
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Hahahah that is some magnificent texting right there.
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yep, that’s true. I was in the ER and doped on morphine… texting my boss and bff to tell them where I was… yeah…didn’t work well.
I guess if you have to endure severe pain and the resulting medications, you ought to get one good stoned text out of it!
Those must be some GOOD pills!
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I wish I would’ve screen shot some of the nonsense I sent while on iv dilaudid for acute pancreatitis. I did post a picture of myself to Facebook with a fake moustache on and VERY glossy eyeballs. haha.
Laughing. Out. Loud. VERY loudly.
ROFL
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that was one for the record books
Gimme some! They must be some awesome pills haha
Did you bring enough for the whole class? ;)
hahaha…we certainly have a LOT of meds around here
I’d hate to think what I would have texted while I was hyped up on Dilaudid in the hospital back in December…wooooo! Would have been interesting!
That is so funny! Now I know I shouldn’t text while under medication. The person reading it will have a hard time deciphering my message!
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