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In which drugs and texting don’t mix


This is just a short post but I thought it was so funny.  After we got back from the hospital, we eventually put Keely in bed.  Her room adjoins Andie’s room while my room is downstairs.  Keely was under instructions NOT to get out of bed.

We set up her phone to wake her when it was time to take her meds and we had them all arranged in the order she needed to take them.  In case of emergency, she was to call Kevin and myself or Andie and let us know she needed help.  We all felt that this was a fine system and were prepared for any eventuality.

Apparently, Keely felt that after she took her meds at 12:00 that she should let Andie know.  Andie was awake because she was studying for MCAT’s.  Here is the resulting conversation:

So it’s clear that you shouldn’t text while taking pain killers.  Hope you enjoyed this short post!



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  1. Mayor Gia
    June 5, 2012

    Hahahah that is some magnificent texting right there.
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  2. Tere
    June 5, 2012

    yep, that’s true. I was in the ER and doped on morphine… texting my boss and bff to tell them where I was… yeah…didn’t work well.

  3. Jester Queen
    June 5, 2012

    I guess if you have to endure severe pain and the resulting medications, you ought to get one good stoned text out of it!

  4. alaina
    June 5, 2012

    Those must be some GOOD pills!
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  5. Melanie
    June 5, 2012

    I wish I would’ve screen shot some of the nonsense I sent while on iv dilaudid for acute pancreatitis. I did post a picture of myself to Facebook with a fake moustache on and VERY glossy eyeballs. haha.

  6. Dawn
    June 5, 2012

    Laughing. Out. Loud. VERY loudly.

  7. Monica
    June 6, 2012

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    • Lynn
      June 6, 2012

      that was one for the record books

  8. Dylan Lin Calista
    June 6, 2012

    Gimme some! They must be some awesome pills haha

  9. Did you bring enough for the whole class? ;)

    • Lynn
      June 7, 2012

      hahaha…we certainly have a LOT of meds around here

  10. Karen
    June 8, 2012

    I’d hate to think what I would have texted while I was hyped up on Dilaudid in the hospital back in December…wooooo! Would have been interesting!

  11. Cassandra
    June 12, 2012

    That is so funny! Now I know I shouldn’t text while under medication. The person reading it will have a hard time deciphering my message!
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