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In which Facebook amuses me
I just had my personal training so I’m sitting here at my computer icing my shoulder. I thought of about 100 different things to write about but I just wanted to comment on a few Facebook things that made me laugh today.
First of all, you know how Facebook encourages you to “like” certain things. Well, I put down the sport teams and stuff that my family routes for and I suppose they use all those “likes” as indicators of what ads you would want to see.
NOTE TO FACEBOOK: I don’t want to see ANY ads. None!! NONE AT ALL!
Nonetheless, Facebook always shows me ads. I usually ignore them but this one cracked me up. As you know, we are Patriots fans (I use the word we loosely and I try not to get to into it as I already have two people whose lives rise and fall depending on whether the Pats win or lose) so this morning I got on Facebook and I saw this ad.
Tom Brady, as you know (or not) is the quarterback of the Patriots and I’m sure he would look sexy in this but how funny is it that I just got dissed by an ad on FaceBook.
I mean, I’m sure I’d look sexy as hell in that hat. Kevin always loves when I wear hats because my hair is sooo big that it sticks out the bottom. He used to crack up when we rode bikes with the kids and I had to put a bike helmet on. I suppose that’s why I stick with spinning now. No helmet hair.
At any rate, when I got back from my workout I saw that I had a notification for Facebook and this is what I saw:
Oh my god, I suppose that I have made the big time. Or maybe not. Somehow All Fooked Up is considered a Malicious Web site. What the hell does that mean? Did somebody report me? Or is this a joke? I mean, yeah I’m occasionally mean but I really don’t consider myself a malicious person. Was it because of my letter to Jesus? Because he totally started it!
Does it mean that nobody can get to my blog from Facebook now (which would kind of suck actually because a LOT of people go there from Facebook)?
I’ll have to check on all that but I just thought I’d let you know how Facebook spends their days. Writing cute ads and fucking over the little guys.
I’m just saying …
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Hey back off…where else would you have really been able to circulate your blog as easily, and myself…I want the stock.
I should have had more dweebie friends. Whats worse just try to play some words with friends, now that my dear is a pain in the ass with all their extraneous shenanigans!
Love Yah!
Cathy
I do play words with friends,,,sorta
When that was happening to me from facebook, I turned out to have picked up some malware, and every once in awhile, instead of me clicking the facebook link that I SAW I was actually being rerouted to the malware’s home site, and it was THAT that Facebook was detecting as malicious, not the poor blogger whose site I only thought I was trying to visit.
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That’s stinks
I cancelled my Facebook account six months ago. Best decision I ever made.
I like to see what my kids are up to
Malicious Web site, pfft.
Yeah… that’s been happening to me on Google Reader, too. I just click “ignore” because I know it’s being dumb, but it usually always warns me before I go to your site.
Hahaha…really???
welllllll, Maybe facebook is in cahoots with JC cuz, holy (pun intended) shitola — it is ash wednesday… and you did write that letter to jesus! You may have made a believer out of the Darwin worshipping me!
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I did write a letter to Jesus….not a come to Jesus letter though
facebook is the devil…for real
Especially since yesterday they did NOT hire my daughter
FB Is going thru their big change over. So it is all messed up!
Yeah…
I don’t like the new Facebook today especially the Timeline they have…
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I can’t read your blog at work. The filter flags it as ‘inappropriate’. Lol
So basically my mother is in your computer. She always felt I was inappropriate
FYI: My husband installed a new anti-virus software and now I AM able to get to your blog via FB!
Well, I found you through the Bloggess and usually read the emails or rss. However, just because you challenged me, I went through the facebook website and the link worked fine. I think it’s overactive filters due to “security” programs or that they actually have malware, not your site being flagged as malware.
Oh and the letter to Jesus was one of the best blog posts I’ve ever read. Now I will be reading more, so you gained a subscriber with that one. ;)
Thanks…I figured that would offend so many people but I was wrong.. Thanks for finding me
Doesn’t it make you feel damn good that your site is considered to be, as once Michael Jackson screamed, Dangeroooous! ?
Or was it Roxette? :D
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i just thought it was hilarious….
If it is not considered dangerous, I’m not interested- I’m a rebel like that.. so thanks, Facebook!
i kind of agree with you
Haha… hey cheer up! It would probably look goodly sexy on you too! *wink* Hah ! Facebook! I hate their privacy settings
yeah, also they didn’t hire my daughter so i’m pissed at them