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Kevin didn’t want me to write this post but every once in a while I just have to ignore him and this is one of those times. It all started the other day when we were in our room. Here’s what went down. And by the way, it was Sunday.
Kevin: so, I have some errands to do today.
Me: like what?
Kevin: well, I think I could use a new pair of sneakers.
Me: workout shoes?
Kevin: yeah, these are getting pretty worn out
Me: that’s fine but one condition
Me: You need to throw out some of the old pairs if you’re buying a new pair
Kevin: what are you talking about?
Me: the closet is absolutely filled with sneakers
Kevin: no it’s not
Me: yes it is
Kevin: no its not
Me: yes it is and they’re ALL yours
Kevin: I don’t have that many pairs
Me: you’re like a hoarder with sneakers
Kevin: you’re exaggerating
Me: I’m going to count them
Kevin: that’s ridiculous
Me: one, two, three …
Kevin: you can’t count my basketball shoes
Me: ok, four, five, six …
Kevin: there’s really not that many
Me: seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven …
Kevin: well perhaps …
Me: oh there’s more over on that shelf: twelve, thirteen, fourteen …
Kevin: you’ve made your point
Me: I’m not done yet! Fifteen, sixteen …
Me: ok, I think it’s seventeen but I should double check
Kevin: did you count my basketball shoes?
Me: no, I didn’t count your TWO pairs of basketball shoes even though after 4 knee surgeries you don’t play basketball anymore
Kevin: how many pairs of sneakers do you have?
Me: yeah, when I buy a new pair I take the oldest pair out to the garage to be my work shoes and then throw out my old work shoes.
Kevin: well, I suppose I could cull it out
Me: ya think?
Kevin: well, don’t write about this.
Me: why? It’s no worse than your love of chick flicks and moisturizer
Kevin: I despise you, you know that right?
Me: I do … and thanks for always helping out my blog.
I’ll never run out of stuff to write will I???