This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
Kevin is gone for two weeks on a business trip. I know to many of you thats business as usual but for us, it’s actually quite a long trip. As a result, I haven’t spoken to him much but we did have the following “text” conversation today.
I thought it was funny so I’m sharing it with you. It took place on April 13th.
Me: I will be forging your signature today. Please bail me out of prison.
Kevin: I will be in Sparta and won’t be able to bail you out. Sorry.
Me: Great. Also I’m out if soap in the shower. That’s your job. Please advise
Kevin: Please forgive me. I should have thought ahead and had several bars of soap in shower before I departed on my long business trip.
Me: I agree. Jeez. Now I’m doing my jobs AND yours
Kevin: I am a fail.
Me: It’s ok. I can occasionally fit little things into my hectic schedule
Kevin: I find that amazing … with all you do.
Me: I feel as if there was sarcasm in that comment.
Surely u must be wrong!
And don’t call me Shirley
Kevin: OK. I knew I couldn’t sneak my sarcasm by you. You are so smart!
Me: So they tell me
… and there you are. Even with Kevin in another time zone we can still have fun conversations. I hope you appreciate that I share this stuff with you.