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In which he is a fail

Kevin is gone for two weeks on a business trip.  I know to many of you thats business as usual but for us, it’s actually quite a long trip.  As a result, I haven’t spoken to him much but we did have the following “text” conversation today.

 

I thought it was funny so I’m sharing it with you.  It took place on April 13th.

 

Me:                  I will be forging your signature today. Please bail me out of prison.

Kevin:             I will be in Sparta and won’t be able to bail you out. Sorry.

Me:                  Great. Also I’m out if soap in the shower. That’s your job. Please advise

Kevin:             Please forgive me. I should have thought ahead and had several bars of soap in shower before I departed on my long business trip.

Me:                  I agree. Jeez. Now I’m doing my jobs AND yours

Kevin:             I am a fail.

Me:                  It’s ok. I can occasionally fit little things into my hectic schedule

Kevin:             I find that amazing … with all you do.

Me:                  I feel as if there was sarcasm in that comment.

                         Surely u must be wrong!

                        And don’t call me Shirley

Kevin:             OK. I knew I couldn’t sneak my sarcasm by you.  You are so smart!

Me:                  So they tell me

 

… and there you are.  Even with Kevin in another time zone we can still have fun conversations.  I hope you appreciate that I share this stuff with you.

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24 Comments

  1. By Word of Mouth Musings
    April 23, 2012

    and he recognises how very smart you are – which kinda makes him smart too ;)
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    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      hahaha…or somebody who knows the role he’s supposed to play…which i suppose is smart

  2. Mayor Gia
    April 23, 2012

    Cute! Two weeks is a looong time. I feel for you.
    Mayor Gia recently posted..Sometimes, I Get the Feeling Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Me to Go to the Hardware Store with Him aka the “Helping” Post.My Profile

    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      i thought it kinda sucked…

  3. Tracy Fulks
    April 23, 2012

    soap is his job? don’t tell my husband, his is cleaning the dogshit out of the yard.

    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      just one of many of his jobs

  4. Myrtle
    April 23, 2012

    Thanks for letting me stop by here. I enjoy reading your blog. Please keep it up.
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    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      my pleasure

  5. Julie
    April 23, 2012

    So tell me Lynn, do you like Gladiator movies?

    Seriously, I can relate to the long periods of being apart. On a positive note, The Mister heads home FOR GOOD on Saturday. After living 2000 miles apart for 25 months, I may have the material I need to finally start my own blog.

    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      I do like gladiator movies

  6. Name *
    April 23, 2012

    Good for you for reminding him of his duties. They forget so easily.

    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      he left me high and dry

      • Faith.The Blond.
        April 23, 2012

        and dirty.

  7. Jester Queen
    April 23, 2012

    Sounds like he was Ivory’s other .66 percent!

    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      hahahaha..or something

  8. cathy
    April 23, 2012

    I enjoy reading your blog you did a great job.Thanks for posting.

  9. Pamela D Hart
    April 23, 2012

    At least you warned him about the signature forgery. I never tell mine. He always says if he ever signs anything, they would think HE forged it!
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    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      yeah, i know what ya mean

  10. Carol
    April 23, 2012

    hahahaha your post is really something. He forget his duties and you try to tell him that you forging his signature.
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    • Lynn
      April 23, 2012

      what’s wrong with that????

  11. Name *
    April 23, 2012

    Enjoyed this cute post, Lynn!
    Would love to see you sometime.
    SR ~

    • Lynn
      April 24, 2012

      I will be stuck here all summer after Keely’s surgery…i miss you too

  12. Julie the Wife
    April 23, 2012

    Not sure how or why I haven’t been here before. Feel like I’ve been wandering around town alone and drunk and just stumbled into the best party. And by the way…..I can’t tell you how many times a month I say, “And don’t call me Shirley.” Ham on 5, hold the mayo.

    • Lynn
      April 24, 2012

      hahaha..the best party! I love that analogy because i always threw parties when my parents were out of town. Quick, don’t tell my kids that. Oh yeah, they already know. Welcome aboard!!!!

      Wel love to use airplane quotes in this house…I always say, “oh yeah, i had the lasagna”

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