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In which i ate the wrong one
So this is pretty funny.
I was on the way home from an appointment and I stopped and got dinner and then I thought “hey, maybe I’ll pick up some frozen yogurts for after dinner” because Kevin would love that.
I stop and go into the frozen yogurt store and I realize that I’m wearing my sunglasses but no matter I proceed to get 3 frozen yogurts.
Why 3? Because I figure that I deserve to have one now (around 4:00 PM) and then I can have one for desert because why the hell not right?
Kevin always has vanilla (so he can sleep) but they have one of my favorite flavors (banana) and I always have banana/vanilla because it’s yummy.
So I get two banana/vanilla yogurts and one plain vanilla and I put tops on two of them and I get in the car. Of course I’m eating my first yogurt on the way home and I get about half way home and I realize that I haven’t noticed any banana yogurt yet.
I take off my sunglasses and sure enough, I’m eating the one plain vanilla yogurt which means … there’s no way that Kevin won’t realize that he’s eating banana yogurt.
I stop eating the yogurt and get home and then take the vanilla off the top of both the other yogurts and combined I figure I definitely have enough vanilla to fool Kevin into thinking his yogurt is pristine EXCEPT … it’s a mess.
No more pretty swirl on top even though I tried to transfer the swirl from one of mine to one of his.
At this point I realize it’s just easier to explain that out of the three yogurts I accidentally ate the one that was his but the good news is there’s plenty of vanilla left so unless you look closely you can’t tell.
Also I guess I have just plain banana left for later but I suppose I can handle that as well.
Also now that I’ve reread this (which is rare) I realize it’s really not that funny but I’ve already written it down so whatever.
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So you get all three if he doesn’t like it….too bad and get your own next time…. ;)
Heh heh…to be fair the guy does work a million hours a day
Ha ha..your humanity always makes me smile even if it would take a stretch to call it lol funny! Thanks, Lynn!
Thank you
Hey, this has nothing to do with this post, but ….
I am in NC this week, visiting some friends in Pinehurst and heading to see my niece at High Point Univ on our way back home on Friday. Am I anywhere near enough to you to meet for a drink?
I assume you have my email.
I just got this. Shoot. I don’t check my comments everyday. Are u still here
I think it’s hysterical because I can just visualize you trying to make it look like you hadn’t touched it!
Yeah. Didn’t work it though
Ever see the Australian sitcom Kath & Kim? I died reading this because it totally sounds like something Kim would do. Screw that… it sounds like something *I* would do! Snort!
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Never seen it but it sounds fun