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In which i basically have nothing to say


See this picture above? That’s some Forsythia trying to bloom.  As I was driving to the gym I also saw some fruit trees attempting to bloom and it’s crazy because two days ago we had an ice storm!


I kind of feel sorry for all the little flowers trying to poke their heads out and finding out that it’s still winter around here.  This morning I saw daffodils. DAFFODILS!!!


Anyways, it’s not so cold today but it is dreary and rainy and yucky.  At Pilates one woman was complaining about how she’s starting to get depressed and I sort of feel like I’ve been depressed since the summer.


It’s been the strangest year around here and if you’re a person who actually needs sunshine then you’re totally Fucked (or Fooked I suppose.)


Last summer it was gray all summer.  Since Andie was home between college and med school we figured we’d be floating by the pool each day but as it turned out it basically rained all summer and neither of us even had a tan at the end of the summer.


Then this winter has been nuts although I’m sure you northerners and Midwesterners are grumbling because I KNOW, I KNOW that it’s been much worse up there.  But I sort of feel if you live in the North and Midwest then you kind of have to expect all that right? I mean, there’s always bad weather around there.


But here, down in the South, we don’t usually have so many gray and dreary days.  After all, that’s why a lot of us live here.


At any rate, I’m over this bullshit and ready to have some sun for more then one day at a time.  I suppose there is some comfort in hearing other people bitch about the same shit that you bitch about.  That way you know that you’re not the only one all screwed up over everything.


Ugghhh…Hercules just stared at me and told me that he needs a bigger tank. I totally blame Andie, which makes me wonder how people who don’t have kids live.  Who do they blame all the time???? Hmmm


In other news, I have made a reservation to go to Vermont to visit my in-laws and you guys know there’s always good stories to be had up there.


Other than that I turned in my NCAA March Madness Basketball Bracket and I’m totally expecting to win again with my tried and true methodology of putting ABSOLUTELY no thought into my picks.


While everyone in the bracket laughs at me I did win two years ago and I’ve been second a number of times.  I thought about entering Warren Buffet’s contest who seriously, who the hell needs a billion dollars???

Just kidding…I mean I would love a billion dollars but basically winning is impossible.  I’d have a better chance of winning the lottery and I entered that yesterday and did NOT win so I suppose I should just bag it and earn my money the old fashion way, by having my husband work his ass off!!!


Well y’all, I’m going to try to have something interesting to say soon but no promises.


Also, where the hell is the plane????

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  1. Cynthia K.
    March 20, 2014

    My sister has no children but she has a husband and a cat who serve as handy scapegoats. And hey, it’s Spring today, hooray!

    • Lynn
      March 20, 2014

      yes, my animals are often to blame but honestly, my dog is usually the source of the problems anyways.

  2. Julie
    March 20, 2014

    The official start of Spring is around an hour from now. This ‘Northerner’ is going to get on top of her desk and do a happy dance.

  3. maurnas
    March 23, 2014

    I don’t have kids or pets or a significant other or even a roommate. I only have myself to blame.

    • Lynn
      March 24, 2014

      and then you’re always happy though!!

  4. Desire
    March 24, 2014

    That plane is the Hide and Seek Champion of 2014.
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    • Lynn
      March 24, 2014


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