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In which i can’t seem to get the time right

onceuponatime

Lately I have been having some confusion about my varying workout classes.  You see last Friday I showed up at Pilates at 9:00 and I was all proud of myself for being on time except I walked in and Amanda said “Lynn, class is at 9:30” so then I had to waste some time which I did because I’m good at that but STILL.

 

When I got there at 9:30 she pointed out that ALL my classes started on the 30 like 8:30 or 9:30 so there was never any need to show up at a different time.  This is confusing because one of those classes used to be at 9:00 and I’m positive that’s the problem in my brain (well, one of them at least.)

 

So yesterday was Thursday (when I’m writing this. Calm down because I have no idea when I’m posting it so even if it’s not being posted on a Friday just assume the day before was a Thursday okay?) and I was sitting on the couch.  Now on Thursday’s I have my shrink appointment at 11:00 and I was sitting there thinking “hmmm…I don’t remember having Pilates from 9:30-10:30 and then having to race to my shrink appointment” and I was thinking and thinking and then the light bulb in my brain went off.

 

That’s because I don’t have Pilates on Thursdays; I have SPINNING.  Then I thought, “Damn, I have spinning at 8:30” so that totally explained why I’m never racing from Pilates to my shrink appointment.

 

Unfortunately, this entire brainstorm occurred at 8:40 and I had already missed my spin class because I had my days mixed up.  Then I had to go work out all by my lonesome and I never work out as hard that way.  Then I decided I’m losing my marbles and why can’t I seem to ever remember this crap and to make myself happy I plugged in my Christmas tree which is like a beacon of light but it still didn’t make me happy.

 

Then I left and went and work out and my day descended into chaos and anarchy or perhaps that’s just all the young adult post-apocalyptic books that Keely keeps making me read, I can’t even distinguish the difference anymore.

 

I have no clue actually: about the books or the workouts or this post or about anything actually.  Nonetheless, I’m calling this a post.

 

See ya.

 

Lynn

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7 Comments

  1. Sakamoto
    January 10, 2013

    relaxed those type of things going to be happened so many time don’t worry so many time we are late for the classes and other works but its ok may be such things going to be happened no need to worry,from now for the next time just go on the right time for the class.
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    • Lynn
      January 10, 2013

      uggghhh…happening more and more often

  2. Nita Sedlock
    January 10, 2013

    It is not bed if you forget about anything ,you don’t need to be depressed.It is very common in each and everybodys life.In this case we juat have to know the importance of time.and avoid the late.
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  3. Julie
    January 10, 2013

    “Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care … about time” Name that tune and just start singing it whenever you’re late.

    • Lynn
      January 10, 2013

      hahaha..ahhh wasn’t that Chicago??

  4. Elizabeth
    January 10, 2013

    Get your shit together girl !! haha just kidding – I work seven days a week (2 different jobs) sometimes I’m driving to the wrong job before the light bulb goes off.

  5. Jester Queen
    January 10, 2013

    I had no idea what day of the week it was ALL WEEK last week, and I kept screwing things up as a consequence.

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