In which i can’t seem to write a post

So I got up today with the best intentions to write a post.  After all, lots of funny things have happened and I haven’t written one in a really, really long time.

But ….

First Andie came downstairs and started telling me about her night

… Last night that is

She and Keely were out

Keely apparently had to pee

Then they had to take someone home

BUT Keely still had to pee

But they still had to take somebody home

So they took that person home

and yet … Keely still had to pee

They finally had to stop at a gas station

Then Keely finally peed

Yeah, that was the story

But of course

Andie told it better

Actually, it was amusing the way Andie told it

I asked her to write it down

She refused

Of course she did

She always does

So then I thought well, I’d write about my fish

But I couldn’t think what to write

So I went to the gym instead of writing

With Kevin … that’s who I went to the gym with

And there were TV’s in front of me

Lots of TV’s

With lots of shows on them

Actually, there was a strange combo of shows

Like ESPN and some kids puppet show and CNN

But then I thought … I’ll write about that

The strange mixture of shows

But then I decided

Nope, that’s boring to write about

So instead I finished my workout and we went to coffee

At a new place

Because the old place went out of business

But I don’t really like the new place

So that was annoying

So then we went home

And Keely and Andie regaled us with funny stories about their evening

Yeah, including the peeing thing

And that was funny

So I asked them to write it up

But they wouldn’t … AGAIN

So I thought I’ll write about the fish … I really will

About how happy they are to be home

In the office with me

But then Andie needed me to look at something

So I did

And I asked her to help with my post

But she refused

So we went up stairs

Where she tried on dresses

And didn’t like them … any of them

So I came down here

And that

… is where I am now

So I’m typing this

And it kinda sucks

But ya know what?

Whatever!

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