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In which i consider this crap a post
I was gonna write a new post for today BUT:
I hurt my hand
Because apparently sleeping is dangerous
Because when I woke up
My hand was killing me
Like I must have pulled a tendon
Or can you actually pull a tendon?
Or just get tendonitis?
And my back is killing me
And Kevin asked me to drop off the dry cleaning
But he neglected to put it in my car
And he ALWAYS puts it in my car
So I got to the gym and went to work out
But my back hurt
And my hand
And my Achilles
I’m soooooo old
And then I was done
So I looked around
(No not at the gym
In my car)
And no dry cleaning
So I couldn’t drop it off
And then Kevin called
And asked me to go to the bank
To look in our box
Which I haven’t opened in forever
So he doubted that I had the key
But guess what?
I do
Have the key that is
So now I’m typing
And it’s hurting my hand
But I consider this a post
Because I can do whatever I want
Because it’s my blog
But now I have to go to the dry cleaner
And the bank
And did I tell you that we have lots to do to get Keely moved?
Well we do
It’s actually pretty chaotic
I can’t imagine packing her up
With this backache
And a hurt hand
Ok I’ll stop bitching
Hope all is well with you guys!
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I woke up like that for a few months. Then I realized it was new mattress time. No more back ache.
this is actually a pretty new mattress…I’m afraid the problem is my extreme age and decrepit body
Welcome to my world of various aches and pains. I hope your stay here is brief.
And hopefully tomorrow all will be better! Seems like the older you get, the more aches and pains….but a good nights rest sometimes cures them…and stress does mess with the body/mind! Hope you feel better soon.
I love you. I love your crap posts. I am back from vacation and shall resume peppering you with comments.
I love your comments…