In which i consider this crap a post

I was gonna write a new post for today BUT:

I hurt my hand

Because apparently sleeping is dangerous

Because when I woke up

My hand was killing me

Like I must have pulled a tendon

Or can you actually pull a tendon?

Or just get tendonitis?

And my back is killing me

And Kevin asked me to drop off the dry cleaning

But he neglected to put it in my car

And he ALWAYS puts it in my car

So I got to the gym and went to work out

But my back hurt

And my hand

And my Achilles

I’m soooooo old

And then I was done

So I looked around

(No not at the gym

In my car)

And no dry cleaning

So I couldn’t drop it off

And then Kevin called

And asked me to go to the bank

To look in our box

Which I haven’t opened in forever

So he doubted that I had the key

But guess what?

I do

Have the key that is

So now I’m typing

And it’s hurting my hand

But I consider this a post

Because I can do whatever I want

Because it’s my blog

But now I have to go to the dry cleaner

And the bank

And did I tell you that we have lots to do to get Keely moved?

Well we do

It’s actually pretty chaotic

I can’t imagine packing her up

With this backache

And a hurt hand

Ok I’ll stop bitching

Hope all is well with you guys!

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6 Comments

Amy
December 28, 2012

I woke up like that for a few months. Then I realized it was new mattress time. No more back ache.
- Lynn
  December 28, 2012
  
  this is actually a pretty new mattress…I’m afraid the problem is my extreme age and decrepit body
Julie
December 28, 2012

Welcome to my world of various aches and pains. I hope your stay here is brief.
Sally
December 29, 2012

And hopefully tomorrow all will be better! Seems like the older you get, the more aches and pains….but a good nights rest sometimes cures them…and stress does mess with the body/mind! Hope you feel better soon.
Jester Queen
January 1, 2013

I love you. I love your crap posts. I am back from vacation and shall resume peppering you with comments.
- Lynn
  January 2, 2013
  
  I love your comments…

In which i consider this crap a post

I was gonna write a new post for today BUT:

I hurt my hand

Because apparently sleeping is dangerous

Because when I woke up

My hand was killing me

Like I must have pulled a tendon

Or can you actually pull a tendon?

Or just get tendonitis?

And my back is killing me

And Kevin asked me to drop off the dry cleaning

But he neglected to put it in my car

And he ALWAYS puts it in my car

So I got to the gym and went to work out

But my back hurt

And my hand

And my Achilles

I’m soooooo old

And then I was done

So I looked around

(No not at the gym

In my car)

And no dry cleaning

So I couldn’t drop it off

And then Kevin called

And asked me to go to the bank

To look in our box

Which I haven’t opened in forever

So he doubted that I had the key

But guess what?

I do

Have the key that is

So now I’m typing

And it’s hurting my hand

But I consider this a post

Because I can do whatever I want

Because it’s my blog

But now I have to go to the dry cleaner

And the bank

And did I tell you that we have lots to do to get Keely moved?

Well we do

It’s actually pretty chaotic

I can’t imagine packing her up

With this backache

And a hurt hand

Ok I’ll stop bitching

Hope all is well with you guys!

6 Comments

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