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In which i did jack shit

Yesterday, I had a ton of stuff to do.  Predictably, I did none of it.  I started out with the best of intentions.  I got up, did all my dog stuff, ate breakfast (which in my case is always a chocolate protein shake) and then went to my spinning class.  Yeah, it was a good work out if you were wondering. If you weren’t wondering then yeah, it was a good work out.


Then I came home and astonishingly enough I wrote a post.  Or at least I think I wrote a post.  I honestly can’t remember and I’m not going to use up what little memory I have on searching for a stupid answer to that.


Anyhoo, then my friend Ann (@AZAnswers for you Twitter people) came over so I could help her figure out some social media stuff.  Ann is in a contest and needs twitter, Linked In and Facebook followers to win.  If she does win then bammmm…$10,000 given to the United Way so go follow her people.


So, I was helping Ann and I also had some tree guys here taking down some trees.  Then Kevin, without EVEN checking with me, had some guys come pressure wash the deck so it was a cacophony of noise.  See how I used that big word?  Yeah, I know some shit.


So all this crap was going on and I finally got Keely down even though I was way behind schedule.  She had her friend Kathleen coming over and they wanted to sit out by the pool.  Unfortunately, that wasn’t going to happen since I had tree guys and pressure washing guys and oh yeah, it was raining.


So we hung out and talking about our double top-secret project and then they all went out to lunch.  I stayed home because there was work to be done.  Not by me though.


After lunch Keely’s friend Anne came over to join the crew and somehow we started watching Disney stuff and then we started watching some countdowns on YouTube of the top Disney songs ever.


I can’t even tell you how fun it was singing along and yelling at the TV because we didn’t agree with the order of the songs on the lists.  Clearly, these people who made the lists weren’t in my household.


Keely thought the top Disney song ever would be “A whole new world” and Kathleen thought it would be “The circle of life.”  Now remember, this countdown had the top 60 songs on it (Oops, how could you remember since I never told you.  Well, it had the top 60 songs on it).  So they get to number one, we’re waiting with baited breath (or is that bated breath? I don’t even know!) and guess what: it says 1A and we’re all like “WHAT THE FUCK?” and they play “When you wish upon a star?”


Well, of course that IS the Disney song but Jiminy Crickets, are they serious? (hahaha…get it? That’s a pun.  Jiminy Crickets?)  After that 1B: The circle of life and the 1C: A Whole new world.


Yeah, it was so much fun and so awesome that we’ve decided to do our own list.  The thing is, a lot of the songs were from Hercules which I had never seen in full so then Keely and Daniel insisted that I watch that so we spent hours watching Hercules and guess what? I never accomplished anything all day so I had to order pizza for dinner.


There you go! How to spend an entire day laughing and having fun and doing jack shit.  If doing jack shit were a job I’d be fucking rich.


Ok, see ya.

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  1. Dylan Lin Calista
    July 16, 2012

    Lol, you know I sat for a while and thought about the song ‘When you wish upon a star’ – obviously not one of my favorites because it wasn’t something that registered. And then I went, oh…THAT?!? WTF?! ll

    I lose track of time watching Disney films, especially the classics (Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, Bambi…)

    But, hey! Pizza! (I’m actually hungry right now so I’ll go eat) lol. And, Oh, I’ll go find your friend and follow her.
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  2. Jester Queen
    July 16, 2012

    No way. I’d totally argue that Cruella Deville ought to be in there as 1D or something. (If she doesn’t scare you no evil thing will)

    • Lynn
      July 16, 2012

      She was there…just not at the top

  3. Julie
    July 16, 2012

    As Disney has taken more of my money than I’d like to calculate (movies, princess dresses, seeing the bastards “on ice” etc), I will challenge Lynn on doing jack shit as a paying job ~ Know this my computer friend, you’d be working for me. I can piss away a day like no other. just saying.

    • Lynn
      July 16, 2012

      Hmmm…is that a challenge

  4. Dawn
    July 16, 2012

    Please, if you find a way to get paid for doing jack shit (at first I capitalized that, but then I decided doing so made the sentence look like I was naming a porn flick or turning a trick so now it’s all in lower-case) anyway, if you succeed in getting paid for sitting around not accomplishing anything, will you let me know so I can send in my resume also? I have strong references for my ability to waste time and get absolutely nothing done – all while being totally fun to hang with.
    Thanks in advance for putting in the good word for me.

  5. AnnE
    July 17, 2012

    You pulled a GDS and forgot my E! At least it wasn’t on my diploma. In your defense, AZ doesn’t have an E and she features in the post too. I was trying to explain to someone how fun this was the other day, and they couldn’t get it. I think tomorrow we should make our own list. No freaking Lion King 2 and no Goofy Movie. See you soon!!

  6. Katleen Quinlan
    July 20, 2012

    Why Kathleen forget the Disney top song? A whole new world is easy to remember.
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  7. Lisa Hoff
    August 9, 2012

    I love singing a whole new world when I was young. This is a nice song and I really really like it.
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