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In which i discuss “ho’s and the moms who love them”


I was talking with my friend Robin about the crap that’s on TV when we had the following conversation:


Robin:             do your kids watch a lot of reality TV?

Me:                  I don’t think so

Robin:             do you?

Me:                  no, but I’m familiar with most of it

Robin:             my daughter likes Project Runway

Me:                  we should be on some reality TV

Robin:             you hate it though

Me:                  OMG! Brainstorm!

Robin:             What?

Me:                  you and me apply to be on Toddlers and TIARIAS!

ROBIN:            What? How?

Me:                  I’m the mom and you’re the daughter

Robin:             hahahaha

Me:                  it’ll be awesome and so fucking funny

Robin:             can you imagine you doing my hair?

Me:                  well, I’m sure I’ll figure it out

Robin:             and my makeup?

Me:                  What? I’m offended. Just cuz I don’t wear makeup doesn’t mean I don’t know what it is

Robin:             you’d have to put fake eyelashes on me

Me:                  my daughter the ho

Robin:             ma’am, are you aware your daughter looks like a ho?

Me:                  that’s rude you asshole.  I’d defend you Robin!

Robin:             what’s my talent?

Me:                  can you dance?

Robin:             no

Me:                  you have really good conversations

Robin:             is that a talent?

Me:                  to me it’s imperative

Robin:             what would we call it?

Me:                  call what?

Robin:             my talent?

Me:                  talented possible co-host for a TV show

Robin:             who looks like a ho

Me:                  exactly

Robin:             what’s the show called?

Me:                  ho’s and the mom’s who love them

Robin:             hahahah…oh shit, I have to go

Best phone call ever right?  Don’t you want friends like us?


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  1. Helga
    April 27, 2012

    I would definitely want friends like you and Robin! Ha ha! That’s what I love about friends, you can talk almost anything and everything with them without feeling harassed or misjudged. :) Funny indeed! :)
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    • Lynn
      April 27, 2012

      we have so much fun with our stupid talks

  2. Mayor Gia
    April 27, 2012

    Ha! Everyone needs a loving mother, even hos. I hope that tv show really takes off!
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    • Lynn
      April 27, 2012

      can you imagine if we got on Toddlers & Tiaras? hahaha

  3. Jester Queen
    April 27, 2012

    And the award goes tooo…..
    There’s actually a parody … I think SNL? in which a 25 year old ‘toddler’ is paraded with the five year olds. It’s really funny

    • Lynn
      April 27, 2012

      oh really? Damn, i didn’t know that

  4. Julie
    April 27, 2012

    I often refer to my girl friends as being my oxygen. I couldn’t cope with out them. (LOVING the book, BTW.)

    • Lynn
      April 27, 2012

      thanks…on both counts… I’ve actually made a ton of changes already

  5. By Word of Mouth Musings
    April 27, 2012

    Altho, we do have little Tiffany to dress up – let us not forget that ;)
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    • Lynn
      April 27, 2012

      true…she already looks like she’s on there

  6. Cindy Hopper
    April 27, 2012

    Your dialogues are just so hilarious… I love it.
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      April 27, 2012


  7. Laura
    April 27, 2012

    I like reading your conversation.Thanks for posting it.
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  8. Melanie
    April 27, 2012

    This is a great phone conversation. I have talks like this with friends all of the time. You guys should send in an audition tape. There are a lot of hos and the moms who love them. I used to be one of the hos.

    • Lynn
      April 28, 2012

      Hahaha..tell you what. We have also come up with Real housewives of the Appalachia…there is no lack of ideas here, just follow through

  9. Kyla@Mommysweird
    April 28, 2012

    I smell a great t.v show for “sweeps”!

    • Lynn
      April 28, 2012

      Number one billion in a long list of ideas I’m too lazy to actually do

  10. Chris Hemmel
    April 28, 2012

    Is Toddlers and Tiaras a real show? I’m already afraid of the title!
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  11. invest cash
    April 28, 2012

    I really enjoy dialogue between you & Robin.
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  12. Fearless Fibro Warrior
    April 30, 2012

    Except instead of eating sugar packets, Robin could do lines of Pixie Stix off a hooker’s ass. It’d be HILARIOUS!

    I would TiVo the shit outta that.

    • Lynn
      April 30, 2012

      Hahahah…robin and I did invent bring a hooker to work day!!!!

  13. Suniverse
    April 30, 2012

    I don’t watch reality tv, but I would watch the hell out of that show.

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