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In which i discuss “ho’s and the moms who love them”
I was talking with my friend Robin about the crap that’s on TV when we had the following conversation:
Robin: do your kids watch a lot of reality TV?
Me: I don’t think so
Robin: do you?
Me: no, but I’m familiar with most of it
Robin: my daughter likes Project Runway
Me: we should be on some reality TV
Robin: you hate it though
Me: OMG! Brainstorm!
Robin: What?
Me: you and me apply to be on Toddlers and TIARIAS!
ROBIN: What? How?
Me: I’m the mom and you’re the daughter
Robin: hahahaha
Me: it’ll be awesome and so fucking funny
Robin: can you imagine you doing my hair?
Me: well, I’m sure I’ll figure it out
Robin: and my makeup?
Me: What? I’m offended. Just cuz I don’t wear makeup doesn’t mean I don’t know what it is
Robin: you’d have to put fake eyelashes on me
Me: my daughter the ho
Robin: ma’am, are you aware your daughter looks like a ho?
Me: that’s rude you asshole. I’d defend you Robin!
Robin: what’s my talent?
Me: can you dance?
Robin: no
Me: you have really good conversations
Robin: is that a talent?
Me: to me it’s imperative
Robin: what would we call it?
Me: call what?
Robin: my talent?
Me: talented possible co-host for a TV show
Robin: who looks like a ho
Me: exactly
Robin: what’s the show called?
Me: ho’s and the mom’s who love them
Robin: hahahah…oh shit, I have to go
Best phone call ever right? Don’t you want friends like us?
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I would definitely want friends like you and Robin! Ha ha! That’s what I love about friends, you can talk almost anything and everything with them without feeling harassed or misjudged. :) Funny indeed! :)
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we have so much fun with our stupid talks
Ha! Everyone needs a loving mother, even hos. I hope that tv show really takes off!
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can you imagine if we got on Toddlers & Tiaras? hahaha
And the award goes tooo…..
There’s actually a parody … I think SNL? in which a 25 year old ‘toddler’ is paraded with the five year olds. It’s really funny
oh really? Damn, i didn’t know that
I often refer to my girl friends as being my oxygen. I couldn’t cope with out them. (LOVING the book, BTW.)
thanks…on both counts… I’ve actually made a ton of changes already
Altho, we do have little Tiffany to dress up – let us not forget that ;)
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true…she already looks like she’s on there
Your dialogues are just so hilarious… I love it.
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thanks
I like reading your conversation.Thanks for posting it.
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This is a great phone conversation. I have talks like this with friends all of the time. You guys should send in an audition tape. There are a lot of hos and the moms who love them. I used to be one of the hos.
Hahaha..tell you what. We have also come up with Real housewives of the Appalachia…there is no lack of ideas here, just follow through
I smell a great t.v show for “sweeps”!
Number one billion in a long list of ideas I’m too lazy to actually do
Is Toddlers and Tiaras a real show? I’m already afraid of the title!
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I really enjoy dialogue between you & Robin.
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Except instead of eating sugar packets, Robin could do lines of Pixie Stix off a hooker’s ass. It’d be HILARIOUS!
I would TiVo the shit outta that.
Hahahah…robin and I did invent bring a hooker to work day!!!!
I don’t watch reality tv, but I would watch the hell out of that show.