This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
Normally, to avoid the incredible amount of items I have on my TO DO list, I spend copious amounts of time on Live Journal checking out my online communities and reading FanFiction. This way, there is ABSOLUTELY no possibility of inadvertently accomplishing something on a daily basis.
I’ve learned over the years that accomplishing tasks just leads to raised expectations and trust me, once they’re raised it’s HELL getting them lowered again. At any rate, today LiveJournal is down, as in it’s not loading, so I have to go to one of my many back-up plans to survive the day.
Fortunately, Daniel is off from school so we did accomplish something by getting a new Passport picture taken of him. He remarked to me that when he was in Africa last summer that the girls on the trip told him that “he used to be cute” (the previous picture was taken when he was 13). I agreed that he did “indeed used to be cute” and then for some reason, he quit talking to me.
After arriving home, I decided to go to one of my favorite sites of all time, Texts from Last Night. I have this on my computer, my iPad and my iPhone. It’s a must! I love reading TFLN and like to imagine what my texts would have been like if Texting had been available when I was younger. Here’s some examples of the types of Texts that I hope that I could have written:
Ok, this next one actually happened to me:
Oh my god…I have totally been in this zone before!
Hahahaha…
This one totally reminded me of the time I got lost at the University of Michigan and I was wasted, couldn’t remember the fraternity I was staying at and there was NO SUCH THING AS CELL PHONES…long story on how I got back…
I once wore a mermaid costume into a restaurant…
I wonder how I would react to this next one!
This is similar to how I feel about the texts I get!
Good thinking!
This one below? These are my girls!
This isn’t like my kids but this is so damn funny… visualize it!
or this!
OK, I can’t imagine my daughter being like this but seriously? You gotta admit this is hilarious!
HAHAHAHA…can you imagine?
Haven’t we all had these days?
HAHAHA….Oh Canada! Oh Canada!
Let me just finish with some general funny ones like this:
and this…
and this…
and this…
and this…
and finally this.
So you see? Even if you’re shit out of luck with your normal way of wasting time, you could spend hours on Texts from Last Night. Don’t worry, you can thank me later!
Jesus… I wonder how many times I’ve ended up on that site…
it’s completely addictive isn’t it…i love TFLN unfortunately
I must not go there.
warning: highly addictive and somewhat shocking at times
I haven’t heard of that site before! Sounds like a great way to waste lots and lots of time!
Well, you could get lost on that site…don’t say you weren’t warned
Oh no, I’m such a dolt with texting…and didn’t even know THAT site existed. See, not only a dolt with actual texting but also texting sites that compile my stupidity.
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the joys of having kids in college…they show me all sorts of stuff i wouldn’t have run across normally
Thank you for the new addiction. I’ll have to remember not to go there while I’m in class.
why don’t you just check it out when class is boring?
Freaking Hilarious! I have never heard of this site but I think I must check it out and tell my husband about it too.
i could keep reading those all day. i really loved the driving with a paper plate, the jesus book signing and the pterodactyl ones.
it’s a fun site but, and i’m warning you here, highly addictive. Also, a bit shocking on how kids are nowadays.
Damn, another time suck but one that should be a lot of fun.
this one…is awesome. kids nowadays are unbelievable!!
Thank you! I now have somewhere I can waste my travel time with! The pterodactyl on sums me up pretty accurately give me a simple work and I will fuck up in ways you’ll never believe give me complex and my brain will cooperate! WTF?
Always happy to introduce people to ways to waste their time. I mean, wasting time is what i do!
Live Journal?
Online communities?
Texts from Last Night?
How can you say you’re an underachiever??
Well, I am excellent in spending my time on unimportant things…so I suppose that IS an achievement!
Hahahaha… One of my ‘many’ nicknames when I’m in AUS is Canada.
I totally should have got one of the guys to call me that during sex. I would have felt so patriotic.
LOVE it! I have a new addiction. It does something to my brain that no other vice does!
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They are addictive…makes me wonder what I would’ve tweeted back in the day
TFLN is hilarious!! I waste a lot of time there! Another great one I just found is http://www.MyBoyfriendIsCrazy.com and http://www.MyGirlfriendIsCrazy.com – kinda of like a battle of the sexes FML
Hahaha…FML is pretty funny too but I prefer TFLN however I will check out the other two now. Thanks for the heads up!
Ok I am reading your archives and HAD to tell you about http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com! It is super funny and there are companion sites that are just as funny. Wrong number texts is another favorite of mine from that group.
hee! i do love damnyouautocorrect. I’m going to check out the other one too! Thanks for reading my archives. Now i totally love you!