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In which i discuss TFLN



 

Normally, to avoid the incredible amount of items I have on my TO DO list, I spend copious amounts of time on Live Journal checking out my online communities and reading FanFiction.  This way, there is ABSOLUTELY no possibility of inadvertently accomplishing something on a daily basis.

 

I’ve learned over the years that accomplishing tasks just leads to raised expectations and trust me, once they’re raised it’s HELL getting them lowered again.  At any rate, today LiveJournal is down, as in it’s not loading, so I have to go to one of my many back-up plans to survive the day.

Fortunately, Daniel is off from school so we did accomplish something by getting a new Passport picture taken of him.  He remarked to me that when he was in Africa last summer that the girls on the trip told him that “he used to be cute” (the previous picture was taken when he was 13).  I agreed that he did “indeed used to be cute” and then for some reason, he quit talking to me.

 

After arriving home, I decided to go to one of my favorite sites of all time, Texts from Last Night.  I have this on my computer, my iPad and my iPhone.  It’s a must!  I love reading TFLN and like to imagine what my texts would have been like if Texting had been available when I was younger.  Here’s some examples of the types of Texts that I hope that I could have written:

Ok, this next one actually happened to me:

Oh my god…I have totally been in this zone before!

Hahahaha…

 

This one totally reminded me of the time I got lost at the University of Michigan and I was wasted, couldn’t remember the fraternity I was staying at and there was NO SUCH THING AS CELL PHONES…long story on how I got back…

 

I once wore a mermaid costume into a restaurant…

I wonder how I would react to this next one!

This is similar to how I feel about the texts I get!

Good thinking!

This one below?  These are my girls!

This isn’t like my kids but this is so damn funny… visualize it!

or this!

OK, I can’t imagine my daughter being like this but seriously?  You gotta admit this is hilarious!

HAHAHAHA…can you imagine?

Haven’t we all had these days?

HAHAHA….Oh Canada! Oh Canada!

Let me just finish with some general funny ones like this:

and this…

and this…

and this…

and this…

and finally this.

 

So you see?  Even if you’re shit out of luck with your normal way of wasting time, you could spend hours on Texts from Last Night.  Don’t worry, you can thank me later!

 

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26 Comments

  1. Jesus… I wonder how many times I’ve ended up on that site…

    • Lynn
      April 11, 2011

      it’s completely addictive isn’t it…i love TFLN unfortunately

  2. Kelley
    April 11, 2011

    I must not go there.

    • Lynn
      April 11, 2011

      warning: highly addictive and somewhat shocking at times

  3. karen
    April 11, 2011

    I haven’t heard of that site before! Sounds like a great way to waste lots and lots of time!

    • Lynn
      April 11, 2011

      Well, you could get lost on that site…don’t say you weren’t warned

  4. Pamela D Hart
    April 11, 2011

    Oh no, I’m such a dolt with texting…and didn’t even know THAT site existed. See, not only a dolt with actual texting but also texting sites that compile my stupidity.
    Pamela D Hart recently posted..Great Being Called MumMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 11, 2011

      the joys of having kids in college…they show me all sorts of stuff i wouldn’t have run across normally

  5. Rachel
    April 11, 2011

    Thank you for the new addiction. I’ll have to remember not to go there while I’m in class.

    • Lynn
      April 11, 2011

      why don’t you just check it out when class is boring?

  6. Jessica
    April 11, 2011

    Freaking Hilarious! I have never heard of this site but I think I must check it out and tell my husband about it too.

  7. liz
    April 11, 2011

    i could keep reading those all day. i really loved the driving with a paper plate, the jesus book signing and the pterodactyl ones.

    • Lynn
      April 11, 2011

      it’s a fun site but, and i’m warning you here, highly addictive. Also, a bit shocking on how kids are nowadays.

  8. Jack@TheJackB
    April 11, 2011

    Damn, another time suck but one that should be a lot of fun.

    • Lynn
      April 11, 2011

      this one…is awesome. kids nowadays are unbelievable!!

  9. Angel
    April 12, 2011

    Thank you! I now have somewhere I can waste my travel time with! The pterodactyl on sums me up pretty accurately give me a simple work and I will fuck up in ways you’ll never believe give me complex and my brain will cooperate! WTF?

    • Lynn
      April 12, 2011

      Always happy to introduce people to ways to waste their time. I mean, wasting time is what i do!

  10. Alexandra
    April 14, 2011

    Live Journal?

    Online communities?

    Texts from Last Night?

    How can you say you’re an underachiever??

    • Lynn
      April 14, 2011

      Well, I am excellent in spending my time on unimportant things…so I suppose that IS an achievement!

  11. Lady Estrogen
    April 16, 2011

    Hahahaha… One of my ‘many’ nicknames when I’m in AUS is Canada.
    I totally should have got one of the guys to call me that during sex. I would have felt so patriotic.

  12. Kimberly
    April 26, 2011

    LOVE it! I have a new addiction. It does something to my brain that no other vice does!
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    • Lynn
      April 26, 2011

      They are addictive…makes me wonder what I would’ve tweeted back in the day

  13. Jason Klunn
    April 28, 2011

    TFLN is hilarious!! I waste a lot of time there! Another great one I just found is http://www.MyBoyfriendIsCrazy.com and http://www.MyGirlfriendIsCrazy.com – kinda of like a battle of the sexes FML

    • Lynn
      April 28, 2011

      Hahaha…FML is pretty funny too but I prefer TFLN however I will check out the other two now. Thanks for the heads up!

  14. Rebecca
    August 8, 2011

    Ok I am reading your archives and HAD to tell you about http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com! It is super funny and there are companion sites that are just as funny. Wrong number texts is another favorite of mine from that group.

    • Lynn
      August 8, 2011

      hee! i do love damnyouautocorrect. I’m going to check out the other one too! Thanks for reading my archives. Now i totally love you!

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