In which i document my Christmas

Christmas reports …

It’s the day after Christmas

We never wrote our Christmas letter

Keely, Andie and I couldn’t get into the mood at the same time

My washing machine just broke …

… and of course the repair place is closed

… and of course I have a full house

… and my aunt and uncle are dropping by tomorrow night

so I need to clean up the house

but Kevin is having surgery the next day

because of course NOBODY has had surgery in a while

so he’ll be out of commission

along with the washer I suppose

and Keely, who is always out of commission

so later I guess I’ll go to the laundry mat

which, I can’t EVEN REMEMBER the last time I did that

but I have 5 people living here

and of course, they have no clean clothes

and Tucker just went outside and bit the dog next door

so WTF is his problem?

I have no idea now do I?

And I decided to go on a diet today

Because why wait until the New Year right?

But I didn’t expect stupid, irritating problems to derail me

So I won’t let them…

At least Daniel finished his college applications

And I got the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

Which I WILL share with you

Maybe tomorrow

It’s a list

By my kids

Of 100 reasons why we love MOM

Which is ME by the way

Kevin got one too

Of course his wasn’t called that

It was called 100 reasons why we love DAD

They’re mostly inside jokes

But I loved them soooo much

I shall share them anyways

The pump in Andie’s fish tank broke also

But the fish are still alive

I know this because they’re in my office

And I’m also in my office

At the computer

Typing this list up

This isn’t really a post

Oh well, who cares

It’s my blog and I can do what I want to

Right?

That’s rhetorical, don’t answer

Ok, that’s it for now

Lynn

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13 Comments

Name *
December 27, 2011

Your uncle wants to know if he is one of the “stupid annoying problems”? See ya
- Lynn
  December 27, 2011
  
  nope…i might publish his rant!!!!
- Name *
  December 27, 2011
  
  sweet…..happy holidays!
  - Lynn
    December 27, 2011
    
    Thanks…you too
Julie
December 27, 2011

Awesome Christmas present!
- Lynn
  December 27, 2011
  
  i know…it was unbelievable
Kyla
December 27, 2011

I love the sound of your gift. Gawd. I hope my kids like me.
p.s my husband and I got strept throat on Christmas Eve. It was a banner holiday.
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- Lynn
  December 27, 2011
  
  wow…that sucks. strep for christmas
By Word of Mouth Musings
December 27, 2011

Remember how well you took care of me when i was sick at Blogher … well, i need you now :(
SO over it, things to do, people to see, crap to eat … come on, finally my crappy diet caught up with me right ;)

and i have not written in a week!
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- Lynn
  December 27, 2011
  
  well, you need to start being more selfish and do things for yourself!!!!
Mayor Gia
December 27, 2011

Hahahaha a stream of consciousness style blog post. I like!
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- Lynn
  December 27, 2011
  
  why thank you…
Pamela D Hart
December 27, 2011

Washing machines suck. So do dryers. My heating element went a few weeks ago. Luckily my husband was able to install a new one. And this was the FIRST year in like 6 that something major didn’t break in November. One year we had a broken dishwasher, computer AND washer all in November! That really sucked.

Oh 100 reasons why “we” love mom! How awesome! I’m so jealous! Can’t wait to read the list, though.
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