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It’s the day after Christmas
We never wrote our Christmas letter
Keely, Andie and I couldn’t get into the mood at the same time
My washing machine just broke …
… and of course the repair place is closed
… and of course I have a full house
… and my aunt and uncle are dropping by tomorrow night
so I need to clean up the house
but Kevin is having surgery the next day
because of course NOBODY has had surgery in a while
so he’ll be out of commission
along with the washer I suppose
and Keely, who is always out of commission
so later I guess I’ll go to the laundry mat
which, I can’t EVEN REMEMBER the last time I did that
but I have 5 people living here
and of course, they have no clean clothes
and Tucker just went outside and bit the dog next door
so WTF is his problem?
I have no idea now do I?
And I decided to go on a diet today
Because why wait until the New Year right?
But I didn’t expect stupid, irritating problems to derail me
So I won’t let them…
At least Daniel finished his college applications
And I got the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER
Which I WILL share with you
Maybe tomorrow
It’s a list
By my kids
Of 100 reasons why we love MOM
Which is ME by the way
Kevin got one too
Of course his wasn’t called that
It was called 100 reasons why we love DAD
They’re mostly inside jokes
But I loved them soooo much
I shall share them anyways
The pump in Andie’s fish tank broke also
But the fish are still alive
I know this because they’re in my office
And I’m also in my office
At the computer
Typing this list up
This isn’t really a post
Oh well, who cares
It’s my blog and I can do what I want to
Right?
That’s rhetorical, don’t answer
Ok, that’s it for now
Lynn
Your uncle wants to know if he is one of the “stupid annoying problems”? See ya
nope…i might publish his rant!!!!
sweet…..happy holidays!
Thanks…you too
Awesome Christmas present!
i know…it was unbelievable
I love the sound of your gift. Gawd. I hope my kids like me.
p.s my husband and I got strept throat on Christmas Eve. It was a banner holiday.
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wow…that sucks. strep for christmas
Remember how well you took care of me when i was sick at Blogher … well, i need you now :(
SO over it, things to do, people to see, crap to eat … come on, finally my crappy diet caught up with me right ;)
and i have not written in a week!
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well, you need to start being more selfish and do things for yourself!!!!
Hahahaha a stream of consciousness style blog post. I like!
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why thank you…
Washing machines suck. So do dryers. My heating element went a few weeks ago. Luckily my husband was able to install a new one. And this was the FIRST year in like 6 that something major didn’t break in November. One year we had a broken dishwasher, computer AND washer all in November! That really sucked.
Oh 100 reasons why “we” love mom! How awesome! I’m so jealous! Can’t wait to read the list, though.
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