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In which i got NO info

So Daniel came home last night for fall break.  I haven’t seen him since August although I have spoken to him.  Kevin wasn’t home yet but Keely, Daniel and I sat down for dinner.  Actually I cooked a dinner.  Yep, that’s why I’m such a good mom.

 

Me:                  so Daniel, tell me about your friends

Daniel:            what about them?

Me:                  do you have friends?

Daniel:            yes

Me:                  ok, so describe them

Daniel:            well there’s this guy Nick

Me:                  yeah

Daniel:            he’s from somewhere outside New York City

Me:                  Long Island?

Daniel:            no

Me:                  Westchester?

Daniel:            ummm…maybe

Me:                  and what’s Nick like?

Daniel:            he’s in engineering in Pratt (Duke’s engineering school)

Me:                  and?

Daniel:            he’s a nice guy

Me:                  okayyyyyy…anyone else?

Daniel:            yeah, there’s this other guy (name escapes me)

Daniel:            he’s in engineering too

Me:                  ok…what’s he like?

Daniel:            he’s a nice guy

Me:                  seriously Daniel? Is that all you’re giving me?

Daniel:            what more do you want?

Me:                  are they fun? Are they cute?

Daniel:            they’re fun and how am I supposed to know if they’re cute

Me:                  good grief…how about girls?

Daniel:            yeah, I know girls

Me:                  well, on your Facebook you said this one girl was your most favorite person in the world

Daniel:            well, she wrote that on my phone when she was putting in her number

Me:                  so she’s not then?

Daniel:            not what?

Me:                  your most favorite person in the world

Daniel:            NOPE, you are mom

Keely:             what? I thought I was!

Daniel:            ummmmm …

Keely:             after all, you’re mine Daniel

Me:                  hey, what about me?

Daniel:            this is too complicated

Me:                  so let me get this straight.  I know you’ve written 2 papers and taken 2 tests.

Daniel:            yeah

Me:                  … and I know you are playing club lacrosse and have at least 3 acquaintances

Daniel:            yeah

Me:                  and that’s all I’m going to get? That’s all my info?

Daniel:            yep

Me:                  it’s been two months Daniel!

Daniel:            I brought home my laundry

Me:                  oh.  Excellent. I’m so excited!

Daniel:            I knew you’d be happy

Me:                  have you changed your sheets ever?

Daniel:            not yet

Keely:             that’s disgusting

Me:                  why didn’t you bring them home?

Daniel:            I don’t know.  I forgot. I’ll change them when I get back

So there you are folks.  THAT’S how much info you get from a boy. With the girls I knew who their friends were, what they did and all about their life.  With Daniel, that’s as good as it gets.  Jeez!

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10 Comments

  1. Faith.The Blond.
    October 17, 2012

    A typical dinner convo in my house with my 5th and 7th graders, both girls:

    Me- So how as school today??
    Both-Fine
    Me- What did you learn?
    Both- I dunno.
    Me- Well, did you GO to school today? (yes, rhetorical question, they know better than to NOT go to school)
    Both-Yeah.
    Me- So the teachers must have taught you SOMETHING, right?
    Both- Yeah.
    Me- WHAT??
    Both- I dunno.
    Me- *headtable*

    The funny part of all this? They both pull A’s and B’s in school, and are actually ahead in some classes.

    • Lynn
      October 17, 2012

      Same with Daniel! That’s too funny…oh well, I guess we’ll just wait and see how it all plays out

  2. Mayor Gia
    October 17, 2012

    Hahah…are you facebook friends with him? If not, you should be. Then you can get the scoop. Screw privacy.
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    • Lynn
      October 17, 2012

      I am…not much on there either

  3. Julie
    October 17, 2012

    Whenever I ask my daughter what she did the night before, it’s always the same answer ~ “Oh, we just hung out.” WTF??

    • Lynn
      October 17, 2012

      my girls are much better…they tell me loads of stuff

  4. Sandy
    October 17, 2012

    My son (15) is exactly the same as Daniel. One-word answers with no detail whatsoever. And he wouldn’t ever change his sheets if I didn’t suggest his room might be stinky.

    And my girls (19 and 21) – I get waaaaay too much information about their lives. I don’t even need to be their Facebook friends!

    By the way, what did you cook for dinner?
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    • Lynn
      October 17, 2012

      Hmmmm. I can’t even remember. Unbelievable

  5. Liz
    October 17, 2012

    College boys sheets are always heinous! Bad memories! Bad memories!
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    • Lynn
      October 18, 2012

      yuck right????

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