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Are you guys like me? Always hurting yourself?? I don’t mean your knee or your elbow or your shoulder and stuff (I mean, that hurts too by the way) but I mean smashing into stuff constantly.
The other day as I was walking into the bathroom to go take a shower I had a MAJOR accident. I was walking and I accidentally (of course it’s an accident. Why would I do this on purpose right?) kicked the open door with my right foot.
It hurt so badly that I fell and smashed into the doorknob with my bicep. Now you wouldn’t think that would be such a big deal but let me tell you, I can’t even remember the last time I had that type of pain.
I could feel my toe killing my but the pain in my bicep was excruciating. I walked into my bedroom and fell on the bed and I was rolling around writhing going “oh my god, oh my god.” I thought I was going to puke on the bed it hurt so badly.
After a while I realized that my toe was also throbbing but I didn’t even care because my arm hurt so badly. I knew then that it must be pretty bad because if you’ve ever smashed your toe into an immovable object you know that hurts quite a bit.
Finally I felt like I could make it through the shower and then afterwards I called Kevin and told him that I had “a reportable OSHA injury.” After I explained what happened he agreed that it was an OSHA injury except that my home didn’t actually qualify as a “work environment” and that I would NOT be getting workman’s comp for my injury.
I took two Aleve and honestly, I couldn’t even move my arm because I was so busy killing me and tingling.
At any rate, 3 days later this is what it looks like. Pretty awesome huh?
I should probably be saying, “you should have seen the other guy.” I tried to take a picture of my toe too but the bruise is on the very end and hard to take a picture of. I guess you should be thankful you don’t have to see my feet!!
So guys, I’m all injured from a stupid door and doorknob and I’m constantly smashing into things. How about you guys??? Happen to you too??