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In which i HATE that
You know what I hate?? I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night and I write the worlds greatest and most fantastic post IN MY HEAD and then …THEN I wake up in the morning and all I can remember is that I wrote the worlds greatest and most fantastic post. Can I remember what I said in it?? NO!!
Yeah, I hate that. Kevin was asking me what it was about and I just remember that it was a list … a list of funny observations I’ve had while on vacation.
Of course, the two Cadillac marguerites might have had something to do with the memory loss. I’m really not sure.
I’m not going to go into detail about my vacation but some funny and/ or unusual things have happened.
We got here on our vacation on Saturday and because of delays and whatnot our first day by the pool was Sunday. So we are hanging out by the pool and as I was looking towards the beach I saw that there was a parasailer out on the ocean and I can’t believe how he’s jerking all around. I mean it looks really dangerous and I’m pretty sure the guy is going to die. Being that it was a windy day I finally tell Kevin “holy shit that guys gonna die. Look at how he’s jerking around” to which Kevin replies ” Lynn. That’s a toy; like a toy kite. Haven’t you noticed it hasn’t moved at all?” I mean, obviously if I had noticed that I wouldn’t have been so stupid to ask. Asshole.
Same day I’m lying on the chair and I see a line way up high. Now it’s a beautiful day so I have my sunglasses on and there’s a LOT of glare.
Me. Look at that jettrail
Kevin: what jettrail?
Me: the one up there, way high. It’s so straight.
A little later …
Me: wow, there’s another jettrail on the same line
Kevin: Hmmm
Me: what are the odds?
Kevin: hmmm
Me: … and they’re so straight. Where do you think they’re going?
Kevin: no idea
And still later
Me: that must be a major plane route
Kevin: why do you say that?
Me: I mean, they’re all on the EXACT same path
Kevin: bizarre huh?
Me: I mean how many planes fly on the EXACT same path everyday
Kevin: I have no idea
And even later
Me: hey wait a minute!
Kevin: what?
Me: that’s not a jettrail!
Kevin: no Lynn, it’s not
Me: shit. That’s a wire above me
Kevin: yeah, about 20 feet above your head
Me: did you know that?
Kevin: yeah
Me: you asshole
Kevin: hahahaha
Me: you let me go on for hours
Kevin: it was so funny
Me: asshole
Kevin: you are the least observant person I know
Me: why do you say that?
Kevin: the parasailer this morning and now this
Me: oh Kevin, 25 years of marriage down the drain
You see the kind of people I have to deal with? No wonder I’m so fucked up!
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see? this stuff happens to everyone
These are probably some of the reasons you stay married ;)
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Hahaha..lather than Kevin I think you are the only person who would put up with me :).
anytime my dear … but none of that Sister Wives stuff ;)
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While reading this I kept thinking WTF is a jetrail, as I have never heard that term before. Now I know it’s a wire. Thanks for clearing it all up.
Julie, did they not have jets in Kentucky?? Figures…hahaha
Nope. No jets in Kentucky or in Chicago. Seriously, I have never heard that word before. I assume it’s the exhaust stream left behind? Go Big Blue!!
yes, it’s the exhaust stream aka jet trial
Oh man, we’d have so much fun on vacation. We’d giggle over shit like this the whole damned time while our husbands rolled their eyes at us.
sounds like fun
My best friend and I do stuff like this ALL THE TIME. Pretty sure it’s why we travel together. So we can laugh so hard we almost throw up.
what is the point of going on a trip if you can’t laugh??
Hi Melanie!
We have same thing.. My best friend and I want to travel together. It’s better to travel with a person who has same interest with you, and share same stuff too! We both enjoy our every travel. Especially when we see some out of this world people, we laugh to death with it!
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it’s fun to travel with people you laugh with
Oh my gracious I am laughing so hard
I thought it was just me
Thanks….I’m so oblivious
Hahahahaha… My Handsome Prince would do the same thing! I’m always asking or saying things that sound right in my head but come out sounding something like… What is the height of sea level? I blog best at 3 AM in my head when I’m too sleepy to actually get up. Then poof by the time I’m up and ready to inspire the masses all relevant thought has exited the building.
I know…I hate that
I just wanted to let you know I listed you on my blog under my Versatile Blogger award post. You. Kill. Me. Every day. And, I thought, it’s really unfair to keep all this jocularity to myself, isn’t it? So, do with it what you like, but I hope you get even more peeps who find you as hilarious as I do. If not, screw ’em.
Thanks so much….I really appreciate it
Loved this post! I’ll be pinning it!
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Thanks