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Remember how I described YESTERDAY how I saved the day around my house. Things are slowly deteriorating. Let me explain:
As you know the hot water heater broke on Friday. This was typical because of course we couldn’t get it fixed until Monday. Meanwhile, we’ve had an ongoing situation with our dishwasher. I don’t even remember if I’ve written about that. Hold on, I’ll check: NOPE!
Well, our dishwasher died and we went to Sears and got a new dishwasher. End of story right? Wrong…it was too deep and didn’t fit so after meticulous measuring we worked with Sears to replace the dishwasher with a different dishwasher.
Did I say meticulous??? I meant we really, really measured everything down to the 1/8 of an inch. So of course, this past Saturday we got our new dishwasher. Guess what?? It stuck out way too far, even past the counter top. Clearly this wasn’t going to work and it was already our third service call so we worked out with Sears that they would refund the dishwasher and we would get a smaller one elsewhere.
NOTE TO READER: Sears was AWESOME with this. (can I just say something? Something happened with Word here and my cursor isn’t blinking and I can never tell where I’m typing. How can a curser disapperar like that? Has anyone seen my cursor????)
So, this morning Sears is coming to pick up the old dishwasher and if I live long enough I suppose I’ll get the new dishwasher. At any rate, due to this I have been handwashing dishes for about two weeks. Now this is normally no big deal but I have been without hot water since Friday so a) it was freezing and b) you really can’t do a great job washing dishes in cold water.
So, that’s the story with the dishwasher. I don’t have one.
But at any rate, yesterday they came and replaced the hot water heater. Now I have two hot water heaters and they’re connected together to provide enough hot water to the house. Are you following me so far? So the plumbers changed the second hot water heater (the first one busted a year ago or so) and fixed everything. OR DID THEY?
They told us it would be a few hours until we had hot water so we waited. Keely took a shower and told me it was “odd” and I turned on the hot water in the kitchen and it was BROWN. Yeah, BROWN!! Like rust!
Apparently, although they had replaced the water heater they didn’t flush the old one enough so now I had 100 gallons of water with rust in it. Needless to say, I certainly wasn’t going to work for either cooking or washing.
The end result? I have no dishwasher and NO HOT WATER so my sink is full of dirty dishes.
Meanwhile, the guy just came to take away the dishwasher and said “we have a problem.”
“What?” I replied.
“Apparently the hot water is hooked to the dishwasher so without a dishwasher you won’t be able to use hot water in your kitchen sink this week” he told me.
“Well,” I said dryly “that shouldn’t be a problem since I have no hot water anyways.”
So that’s the status. Who doesn’t put a shutoff valve to their dishwasher under the sink? Why can’t I get a dishwasher? Why can’t I get hot water that isn’t brown? How incredibly annoying is this entire thing?
Well, that’s it. Other than there is something weird about word today and I can’t get any autocorrect and I can’t find my cursor and it won’t scroll.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?????