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In which i have random thoughts (about my trip)
It’s a long way to California from North Carolina
I don’t want to live in Tennessee
… or Arkansas
… or Oklahoma
… or the Texas Panhandle
… New Mexico was pretty
… but still not moving there
… Arizona was nice
… but still staying put
California is crowded
Very crowded
But pretty
… but still not moving there
Craigslist is sort of sketchy
People lie about themselves on it
If no sex is mentioned in a Craiglist ad they’re probably male
I don’t know why
Just turns out that’s usually the case
I get carsick in the passenger seat in California
Too much stopping and starting
… and curves
… oh, the curves
taking a road trip with your daughter is awesome
much better than expected
putting video up on your blog isn’t easy
or, basically, I don’t know how to do it
I pretty much suck at photoshop too
I really suck at a lot of stuff on my computer
But I totally suck more on a laptop
I’m not good at laptops
Probably because I’ve never owned one
I’m glad I live in North Carolina
It was freezing in New Mexico
In fact, my water bottles froze
Today it’s freezing in North Carolina
Seriously, it’s 23 right now
… and snowing
paying attention to one kid and not the others results in bitching
yeah, I was getting bitched at
by Andie
I’m almost always doing something wrong
I don’t even care
I’m glad to be home
I’m an empty nester now
Hope I don’t get all despondent and shit
I hear that happens
We shall see
But my dog was happy to see me
… and my cat
but not the fish
… cuz they’re with Andie
Did I mention it was snowing?
It is
Outside that is
It’s warm and toasty in here
That’s pretty much all I have to say
See ya!
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You should plan a driving trip to Seattle through Denver, returning through Minneapolis. Then you might be in a position to recommend a retirement state. You can make that trip in less than 90 hours drive time. You should wait til spring, though.
Yeah…that sounds cold. People actually retire to this state. NC
The nest can’t REALLY be empty as long as you have all of us blog fans sleeping over. Metaphorically.
Well, that’s a good point
I live in Arkansas currently and I still have nightmares about living here.
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