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In which i have random thoughts (about my trip)


It’s a long way to California from North Carolina

I don’t want to live in Tennessee

… or Arkansas

… or Oklahoma

… or the Texas Panhandle

… New Mexico was pretty

… but still not moving there

… Arizona was nice

… but still staying put

California is crowded

Very crowded

But pretty

… but still not moving there

Craigslist is sort of sketchy

People lie about themselves on it

If no sex is mentioned in a Craiglist ad they’re probably male

I don’t know why

Just turns out that’s usually the case

I get carsick in the passenger seat in California

Too much stopping and starting

… and curves

… oh, the curves

taking a road trip with your daughter is awesome

much better than expected

putting video up on your blog isn’t easy

or, basically, I don’t know how to do it

I pretty much suck at photoshop too

I really suck at a lot of stuff on my computer

But I totally suck more on a laptop

I’m not good at laptops

Probably because I’ve never owned one

I’m glad I live in North Carolina

It was freezing in New Mexico

In fact, my water bottles froze

Today it’s freezing in North Carolina

Seriously, it’s 23 right now

… and snowing

paying attention to one kid and not the others results in bitching

yeah, I was getting bitched at

by Andie

I’m almost always doing something wrong

I don’t even care

I’m glad to be home

I’m an empty nester now

Hope I don’t get all despondent and shit

I hear that happens

We shall see

But my dog was happy to see me

… and my cat

but not the fish

… cuz they’re with Andie

Did I mention it was snowing?

It is

Outside that is

It’s warm and toasty in here

That’s pretty much all I have to say

See ya!

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  1. Rich D
    January 30, 2013

    You should plan a driving trip to Seattle through Denver, returning through Minneapolis. Then you might be in a position to recommend a retirement state. You can make that trip in less than 90 hours drive time. You should wait til spring, though.

    • Lynn
      January 30, 2013

      Yeah…that sounds cold. People actually retire to this state. NC

  2. Jester Queen
    January 30, 2013

    The nest can’t REALLY be empty as long as you have all of us blog fans sleeping over. Metaphorically.

    • Lynn
      January 30, 2013

      Well, that’s a good point

  3. Elizabeth
    January 30, 2013

    I live in Arkansas currently and I still have nightmares about living here.
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    • Lynn
      January 31, 2013

      hahaha…I’m sorry

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