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In which i have shit to do


Uggghhh…I’m looking over at the fish tank and I really, really need to clean it. The thing is that I first need to go get some water conditioner crap.  That’s the stuff that you put in the water that makes it so the fish can live.  I guess it gets rid of all the chemicals that are found in drinking water; I don’t know.


Anyways, even though I was a t PetSmart a bunch of times last week I totally forgot about the fish stuff.  Meanwhile, Butterscotch is in the vets getting groomed because she is just one massive knot.  They told me that “long haired cats get knotty” but I’ve never had one before and I’m certainly NOT getting along haired cat again. Actually, after all the pet drama lately I don’t even know that I’m ever getting a pet again.


I just changed out all the dog food for the new “healthy” food that Tucker has to eat.  It’s more expensive and he’s not the least bit happy about it. In fact, due to the fact that he can’t eat people food anymore he basically eats all the poop in the neighborhood.


FACT: my pets are driving me crazy.


Yesterday, I spoke to Kevin’s parents and they asked if I could please start posting on weekends too.  I told them flat out “NO” because it’s hard enough for me to have something to say 5 days a week.  There is absolutely not way I could do seven.  I also told them that if I was up there I’m sure I’d have a ton of stuff to make fun of but neither they nor my kids are around so I really don’t have much to say.


It’s not like there’s not stuff going on around me but I can’t write about much of it because it’s not really about me.  Ironically, I seem to be the most together person that I know which really says something about the people I know.


FACT: I need to know some different people.


Next to me is a pile of paperwork.  Coincidentally it was there last week too.  I think this must mean that it’s MY paperwork and I should probably do it.  Problem is that I don’t feel like doing it. Of course, these attitudes are what have caused problems in the past.  Things like NO HOT WATER, or NO ELECTRICITY so I guess I should get off my ass and do them.


FACT: I hate paperwork


Also now all the tax shit is coming in.  I hate that.  It just pours in with “Important Tax Information” written on the outside.  I usually just shove that into a different pile and wait until the last minute and then check it out.  Taxes are a pain in the ass.
FACT: I hate taxes


Well, now you know what I’m up to.  See? This is the kind of crap you get from me when I have absolutely nothing interesting to say. I should probably only be blogging once a month.


FACT: this Blog sucks




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  1. Ribena Tina @ ribenamusings
    January 29, 2014

    Being purely selfish you mustn’t blog only once a month – I look forward to your daily blog popping up in my inbox every week day.

    Can Tucker eat pineapple on his new diet? It’s healthy…… My vet told me that if a dog eats a couple of pieces of pineapple a day they will stop eating the sh*t.

    Normally I see one of the dogs eating sh*t and while knocking on the window to distract them think “Sh*t I forgot the pineapple again!” – They deserve a better owner than me.
    Ribena Tina @ ribenamusings recently posted..Disorganised….much?My Profile

    • Lynn
      January 29, 2014

      I never heard of that so I shall ask!!

  2. Julie
    January 29, 2014

    If you blog a mere once a month, I may lose my will to live. Just sayin’.

    • Lynn
      January 30, 2014

      well we wouldn’t want that now would we?

  3. Amy
    January 31, 2014

    I’m late reading this week because, you know, I was busy and out of town. Hope you read this…YOUR BLOG DOES NOT SUCK….mostly.

    • Lynn
      February 4, 2014

      mostly … hahaha

  4. RayeD
    February 1, 2014

    I really enjoy reading your blog. I have been a lurker for a few months. Your topics are fresh and thankfully unlike some blogs not all about your kids. No offense I love kids, but they are not the only ones that do funny sh*t. I would love to be added to your blog roll. If you get a chance check us out at and let me know what you think.
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    • Lynn
      February 4, 2014

      I’ll check you out. haven’t updated that in forever!!!

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