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In which i interview myself

So this is a rare thing so I thought I’d write about it because basically, that’s what I do.  Write about whatever the hell I want.  I just called Kevin at work and we had the following conversation.

 

Me:                  “Hey, what cha doing?”

 

Kevin:             “I’m working, what about you?”

 

Me:                  “I’ve been interviewing myself.”

 

Kevin:             “What do you mean?”

 

Me:                  “Yep, I’ve been so productive that I can’t believe it so I decided to interview myself on my own awesomeness!”

 

Kevin:             “… and how did that go?”

 

Me (interviewer):      “Like this!  Well Lynn, I see you’ve been incredibly productive today?  Why did you decide to have such an amazing morning?”

 

Me (interviewee):       “Well Lynn, I’m glad you asked.  Every once in a while I see that there is actually a lot of SHIT that needs to be done and I decide to kick into gear and do it.  That way when I want to be a complete sack nobody bugs me about it!”

 

Me (interviewer):       “So Lynn, what exactly did you accomplish?”

 

Me (interviewee):       “Are you kidding me?  I did three, count them, three things.  First I went to the DMV and stood in a long line to get Keely’s Handicapped permit. Then I went to the bank and did Andie’s bank deposit from three months ago and finally, I went to the Apple store and picked up some installation stuff for the Apple TV so basically, I’m on fire and if you count my workout I’ve already done four things and its only 10:25.”

 

Kevin:             “…wow…”

 

Me:                  “So, that’s how my interview was going but then I got bored and decided to tell you about it instead?”

 

Kevin:             “So you are capable of doing stuff occasionally?”

 

Me:                  “Well, yeah…I’m capable but who wants to do all this boring stuff?”

 

Me (again):     “Hey, you’re not going to hold this productivity against me are you?”

 

So, that was my morning.  How was yours?

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28 Comments

  1. Jackie
    March 25, 2011

    You’re freakin’ hilarious! I hope that your productivity isn’t held against you because having to do more work could cause a lot of stress on one person! It’s just to much!

    Oh, my morning probably went something like this. Waste time on The Twitter, Meeting, Meeting, Meeting. Fun stuff, right?

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      I’ve been sitting on my ass on this couch for an hour! Should I be working out? Do I have errands to run?

      YES

  2. Lady Estrogen
    March 25, 2011

    How many of you are there… in there? LOL

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      i’m just really, really good at entertaining myself…and when i get bored i interrupt other people. Even people who are supposedly making a living for both of us.

  3. Pamela D. Hart
    March 25, 2011

    Lynn: Don’t you be getting TOO productive and making the rest of us look bad!

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      Not to worry…that was a BIG day for me

  4. Jessica
    March 25, 2011

    That was very brave of you to call the husband and tell him you can be productive.

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      No worries…cuz I never do what he wants anyways!!!

  5. Sharon Heg
    March 25, 2011

    You are WAAAY ahead of me! What I thought were allergies turned out to be a cold so thanks to the good drugs I took last night I didn’t wake up until a little after 10am. Hubby took pity on me and took the dog out and made the coffee (both usually my job, more often than not). Most productful (it’s a word. I made it. It’s mine.) thing I’ve done is posted the blog entry I wrote last night. Oh and reply here…that was productful too, right?
    Sharon Heg recently posted..A Conversation With My DogMy Profile

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      Well, that was only one day…not a typical one either.

  6. Theresa Sonoda
    March 25, 2011

    I don’t know anyone else who can take mundane tasks and make them into some funny shit. I love funny. I’m so glad you do, too. Sometimes, people are just too dang serious on here.

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      Well, I have absolutely no problem making fun of myself so there you are! I’m glad you find me amusing…someone has to!

  7. Daria @ Mom in Management
    March 25, 2011

    Totally beat me this morning also. So far I’ve, let see….um, wait for it….nope, I got nothin.

    :)

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      Well, today I haven’t done shit! That was the day I wrote it!

  8. Little Lovables
    March 25, 2011

    OH my, totally sounds like me, I love it!

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      We are probably all like this…I just admit it!

  9. Pamela Gold
    March 25, 2011

    Well, I’m at the office but pretty much I’ve been on Twitter all day. Giving advice. Making funny. Laughing. Doesn’t beat your morning!

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      You’ve probably still done more than me I would guess. But I’m ok with that

  10. Ed "Mr. Chap" Chapman
    March 25, 2011

    You are too hilarious
    Ed “Mr. Chap” Chapman recently posted..FLASHBACK FRIDAY- PERIODS- DOUCHES- AND KIDS FROM 10-08My Profile

    • Lynn
      March 25, 2011

      Why thank you! I assume that was a compliment

  11. jacqui
    March 26, 2011

    I wonder why I’ve been waiting for someone to interview me? All this time, I could’ve just been interviewing myself?
    jacqui recently posted..Am I Just EvilMy Profile

    • Lynn
      March 26, 2011

      Hahaha…see? You learn something new every day!!!

  12. liz
    March 27, 2011

    You blew your own cover, Lynn! Now he KNOWS you can do it. :)

    • Lynn
      March 27, 2011

      Hahaha…of course, he knows I’m capable….I just DON’T do it!

  13. Pixi
    March 28, 2011

    Oh, classic!! The role model that is Lynn. Haha. Seriously, though!

    • Lynn
      March 28, 2011

      Exactly!!!! These are things that everyone should do!

  14. Name *
    April 4, 2011

    THIS IS GREAT.

    Seriously, laugh out loud smart ass great.

    Thank you, I have been hitting some serious posts today, and this one?

    The bust out I needed.

    Thanks for the relief from the serious…though I do love me my serious. Don’t get me wrong…

    • Lynn
      April 4, 2011

      you crack me up…you’re always commenting on posts from a while back! Glad i made you laugh!

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