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Back in the day when I began this blog (really about 3 ½ years ago) I would be so excited to write my blog posts. Seriously, I would literally be 3 to 4 days ahead all the time.
I don’t know whether it’s time or because my kids are gone and therefore not so funny or just because it’s been gray and rainy since last June but I seriously am struggling to write posts for this here blog!
Someone suggested to me yesterday that I take a break but I already did that at Christmas and I liked the break so much I almost made it permanent. However now I’m back to the same old “what do I feel like writing about?” and it mostly comes down to being lazy.
It’s not like stuff doesn’t happen and it’s not like I don’t have opinions, it’s just that sitting down and writing it out seems to annoy me.
You know what else annoys me? Basically everything but specifically why do people in the south completely panic the minute it snows. Today it’s snowing (again) but its not freezing out so it’s just melting.
Therefore it’s just a pretty sort of rain. Now I know that people here can drive in the rain so why does anyone make a big production about it? How is driving with your windshield wipers on any different?
That had nothing to do with anything but I was just saying …
I guess I’ll just tell you about my day. It’s now 4 hours later and the SUN is out. That’s right, that bright thing up in the sky that rarely appears is out! Hopefully now I’ll get in a better mood.
Things I’ve done today:
Picked up food for dinner
Actually, I picked up enough food for 3 dinners
Watching my dog puke and then eat it again
Realized that I hate my dog
And my fish
But not the cat
Got a call about a check that I apparently didn’t cash
Called the 800 number
Was informed that I have to write a letter to them
Explaining why I didn’t cash it
With my case number
Which I don’t have
Because I didn’t realize that I never cashed said check
Or even that I received said check
Realized that I wish I had someone to take care of that shit
Kevin has that someone
Yeah, it’s me.
Oh yeah, I played bridge
I was awful
Well, the cards were awful too
Probably that’s why I was awful
Holy shit!!! I’ve written a ton
The dog is looking at me!
He probably wants to eat his own poop
I’m sick of pets
I’m going now…