This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
My new iPhone 6 has SUCH a better camera! Look at the type of pictures that I can take:
Global warming is real folks! How many scientists and organizations do you have to warn you before you believe its true. One stupid candidate (who won by the way) said that “God was up there and he knows what he’s doing and how arrogant is man to think he can mess up God’s plan” (this is paraphrased by the way) WHAT THE FUCK????? AND HE WON!!!
The sunsets have been particularly pretty this year around here. Is that true where you guys are?
My kids call more when things aren’t going well then to share news when things are. Is that true for you guys too?
My new porch is gonna be awesome … just saying.
Tucker continues to pee and poop in the house and yet, although he constantly seems like he won’t make another day, he rebounds.
The other day some “fish people” came over and told me that the reason the water was cloudy was because I was feeding them too much. Apparently if all the food isn’t eaten in 30 seconds there’s too much food there. Also, I should be getting a “bottom feeder” to clean the tank. Andie isn’t available! Hahaha
I started making a wood “sculpture” for my back porch. I saw a picture on the Internet and thought, “I can do that.” It’s not done yet so I’m going back in the woods to look for more sticks. I’m either going to put lights on it (Christmas lights) or hang some candles. What cha think?
I’m having W(h)ine with Lynn next month and people can bring a guest aka “spouse” so that Kevin can come too. Why is this not a franchise?
I was brushing my cat the other day and she has muttonchops. Is that style back in fashion cuz my cat rocked it!
Ok, well that’s all for now.
Why is my iCloud not working on my computer? Why can I never figure this shit out?
Oh yeah, HAPPY VETERANS DAY (well it’s today … when I wrote this post)