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In which i meandered through Target
Even though I’m pissed off at Target, I walked in there today to check out the puzzle section. I was actually going to PetSmart (next door to Target) but I’m totally out of puzzles and I thought a Ravensburger puzzle was better than no puzzle at all. (They replaced my Big Ben puzzles with stupid Ravensburger puzzles)
While I was weaving my way back to the toy section I had the following thoughts:
Wow, it’s not very crowded here at 10:30 in the morning
This place sure is all Christmassy
Really, who would wear that stupid sweater?
Why are all these crap movies on display?
Who would actually buy that movie Sparkle?
Why do they always make crap movies?
Why doesn’t Hollywood ever ask me for my opinion?
They’d probably make a lot less flops if they did.
Are you kidding me?
Why are there little dry fit underwear for kids?
Who would buy this shit?
Really? A sports bra for little girls?
That’s disgraceful
What the fuck is wrong with the world?
Who designed this?
Who buys this?
Why did that put that stupid oil lube expression on a little boy’s shirt?
Daniel had cute shirts when he was little
But they didn’t talk about oil lube
They had trucks on them
And trains
Not the real things, PICTURES of the real things
That’s stupid
Here are the puzzles
What the hell?
I hate these Ravensburger puzzles
I only like nature pictures
These are so expensive
And they’re of famous artworks
I don’t want to put together a Degas puzzle
I’m really pissed at the puzzle people
Why did they make this change?
They should ask me just like the Hollywood people shoud
Stupid people
Wow, look at these strollers!
Is this the baby section?
I wish we’d had cup holders when the kids were babies
It’s almost worth having a baby to get a stroller with a cup holder
Then I wouldn’t have gotten thirsty
I mean I would have but I would have had a water bottle
Were there water bottles back then?
Holy shit I can’t remember
Cup holders are cool in strollers
And in cars too
But probably not worth having a baby to get a stroller
Nope, definitely not worth having a baby
Oh my god, look how cute baby clothes have gotten
Really?
It says the word adorable on it
Like if you didn’t think the kid was adorable you have to read it anyways
What do ugly babies wear?
Can they wear an “adorable” onesie?
Kind of reminds of me of when I labeled Keely
As “I’m Bambi”
Wow…I’m off tangent
I need to get out of here
I better go get my dog food now
And cat food
Do my fish need food?
And then I left and thought of how random my brain is. Now you know too!
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I think the cupholder thing is representative of a deep seated need to always have an appropriate beverage by your side.
maybe so. I do drink a lot of water and once traded my car in just to get one with cupholders.
Awesome!!!! So reminds me of me!!! Also thanks for being here for me :) Love ya!!
What do ugly babies wear? I am going to do a little research on that.
Yeah….see, this is why I don’t write down the random stuff I think….it makes me a little scared to see how my thoughts jump around…..but at least random thoughts are a sign of a creative person…..right?
So true!!! I can definitely see why ’cause i shop alone too and talk to myself loudly, but with my inside voice. I love it!
Ha. I can’t imagine what a transcript of my stream of thought would look like. Hobby Lobby (if you have those where you are, I don’t know where you are) is good for puzzles and keeps 40% off coupons on their website. BTW, if you use the phrase, “off tangent,” I think you mean “on a tangent.” Because a tangent is already off course, and being off that would be…well, either back on target or really lost.
Hobby lobby…never heard of it but I’ll check it out. Good point about the tangent and I might of picked it up if I proofed my work…which I don’t…not well at least.
Thanks