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In which i rant … again

rant

I’m so annoyed about so many things right now.  Wanna hear them?

MY MOUTH

The fact that ALL CAPS was on just a second ago so “my mouth” was in all caps

The fact that my fucking mouth still hurts and it’s Thursday and I had the stupid surgery on Monday.

The fact that on Tuesday my mouth didn’t hurt and it’s actually gotten worse since then.

The fact that I’m using “the fact.”

The United States Government … the congress and the president.

The fact that all they do is blame each other and argue and yet services to the poor are going away and children will now be starving.

Fuck you rich people who don’t wanna help …

I don’t like taxes either but STILL think we should do what’s right!

My stupid fish tank is cloudy AGAIN!  I don’t even.  What the hell are Gil and Herc doing in there?

Also they’re getting bigger…how damn big do goldfish get?

My dog puked on my BED three times last night.  THREE TIMES!!

My girls were both in moods the other day and no matter what I said they bitched at me.

DON’T CALL ME IF EVERYTHING I SAY PISSES YOU OFF!!

I’m just ME!!!

I have always been me … get over it.

Why do girls their mom to vent???

The stupid hot water is messed up in the shower … again.

Where does it go?

I’ve already ripped the plumbing out once.

Well, not me … a plumber ripped it out.

Actually …  a tile guy ripped it out.

Then a plumber fixed the plumbing … or did he?

Then a tile guy retiled the shower.

Now it’s not working again.

DAMN IT!!!

Did I mention my mouth is throbbing?

How fucking annoying is that?

Rhetorical … don’t answer.

It’s cloudy AGAIN.

It’s always cloudy.

It rained all May, June, July and half of August.

It hasn’t rained since …

So now my grass looks like shit.  What’s up with that?

Isn’t there a happy medium?

I guess I’m lucky that there hasn’t been flooding around here and shit

Of course, I live at the top of a hill … not at the bottom.

I think that’s probably always a good idea.

Just saying …

And what about all these shootings?

I think that’s going to be the norm now that anybody and everybody can have a gun and clips full of ammo.

I think that’s stupid.

The least they can do is run some major background checks

And stop ALLOWING THESE HUGE CLIPS! Why does anybody need those?

Ok, I’m bored with myself.

I just took 3 Advil and my mouth is starting to calm down.

Of course, Advil will fuck up my stomach.

So that’s my life…

How’s yours? Forget it, I don’t care.

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4 Comments

  1. Julie
    September 30, 2013

    If your mouth is still bugging you head back to the dentist. I hate to say dry socket, but you may want to get it checked. Screw advil ~ vicodin rules.

    • Lynn
      September 30, 2013

      Nope. Don’t even have a socket. They say it looks good but could hurt another week or two

  2. Gloria Barsuhn
    October 2, 2013

    Mouth pain is the worst pain of all. I speak from experience. Even more awful then, breast cancer surgery.. Heavy drugs necessary.

    • Lynn
      October 2, 2013

      Worse then shoulder surgery too!! Sucks

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