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In which i rant

rant

Can I just tell you about some things that piss me off? Of course I can because this is my blog.  Here goes:

 

When people who are making a left turn do NOT pull out into the intersection therefore when there’s an opportunity to turn left they can’t.  Yeah, that just happened.

 

When people do NOT clean up the exercise bike after themselves therefore you have to throw away all the tissues and newspapers and whatnot that they accumulated.  Dear pigs: throw your shit away and wipe down the bike!

 

When people PEE all over the toilet seat and don’t clean up.  How can you do that? Isn’t that embarrassing? Were you raised in a barn? How would you feel if YOU walked into the stall and it looked like that? FUCK YOU!

 

The North Carolina State legislature who are trying to limit Women’s Rights, Voting Rights and screw over all education.  We are turning into a LAUGHING STOCK! Why they even had an Op Ed piece in the New York Times; THE NEW YORK TIMES!!!!  Just stop.  Also, I didn’t vote for you, your policies or even for your right to live in this state. You are embarrassing to the state of North Carolina.

 

All the fucking gun rights nuts.  Keep your guns; just agree to have a license.  You can’t drive a car or marry or anything without a license.  Why would you want someone to have a DEADLY weapon without a background check? Also, why in the world does anyone need a zillion rounds of ammunition?  I’m sure it’s fun to shoot like that.  I personally would like to shoot a bazooka and a surface to air missile but I’m not allowed to.  End of story.

 

The rain! Enough is enough already.  We’re drowning here.  Also, I have no suntan and even more importantly (hard to imagine) it’s affecting farmers and people who need to harvest crops and shit which also affects me.  Go rain in the desert!

 

The gigantic hawk that keeps circling my house, probably to eat my cat.  Yesterday Andie and I felt like we were being stalked.  WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT????

 

The airlines. How can you charge me more and more for a ticket when you’re never on time causing me to miss my connections, lose my luggage and more importantly, my mind?  I can’t get anywhere anymore without having a nervous breakdown.  Also, if I had wanted to exercise last week I would have instead of racing through the airport to my gate that was a mile away.

 

When people park way on one side of the parking space so that you have to do that also.  Then they leave and you look like a fucking idiot.  Same for the people who park crooked therefore you can’t park in either space next to them.  Can’t you people park?  If not, please stop driving.

 

And speaking of driving STOP FUCKING TEXTING WHILE DRIVING.  You almost hit people and then you swerve and then you almost hit me!!!!

 

I’m sure there are lots more but very frankly, I can’t remember right now but I sure as hell feel better.

 

See ya!

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17 Comments

  1. Robert
    July 17, 2013

    Now that is a damn good blog post! I loved it and couldn’t agree more!

    • Lynn
      July 17, 2013

      thanks

  2. Richa Jha
    July 17, 2013

    Love the rant section

    • Lynn
      July 17, 2013

      thank you

  3. Roch
    July 17, 2013

    … and people who try to waive you through a four way stop when it’s not your turn, inviting you to be at fault should an accident ensue. Stop waving, put your hands back on the wheel and go — it’s your turn by the rules of the road.

    … and people facing you at an intersection who won’t proceed so that you can make your left turn. Oh, what? You are turning left too? Then put on your freaking turn signal, asshat, I can’t read your friggin’ mind. If I drove like you, we’d both be sitting there facing each other forever wondering where the other is going.

    • Lynn
      July 17, 2013

      yeah…and that!

  4. Janet
    July 17, 2013

    Amen, sista!

  5. Julie
    July 17, 2013

    I’m impressed with the brevity ~ my list of irritating things is pages upon pages . . .

    • Lynn
      July 17, 2013

      I got bored

  6. Jester Queen
    July 17, 2013

    And one of these days they WILL hit you or somebody like you. Fucking driving texters.

    • Lynn
      July 17, 2013

      Yeah

  7. Sherry
    July 17, 2013

    DAMN good rant!

  8. Phillipa
    July 18, 2013

    You have Bear Fact Friday…..you should have a day set aside for a rant day as well…….it’s healthy to let things out and not let them bottle up….. :)

  9. chacha1
    July 19, 2013

    Epic and rantastic. :-)

    Also … “… pages upon pages.” “I got bored.”

    LOL’d all over again.

  10. Run on Ruth
    July 20, 2013

    Wouldn’t it be great if an intelligence test was required before people were allowed to drive? If that were the case I’m confident I wouldn’t teach my kids half the swear words I do when driving.
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    • Lynn
      July 22, 2013

      i completely agree

  11. Rhonda B
    July 22, 2013

    This just happened to me Friday evening…WTF? Why don’t they pull out into the intersection? IDIOTS! I say a lot worse than that in the car! ha!! I live in TX and it’s damn good thing I don’t have a gun! I (probably) wouldn’t shoot a person for not pulling out into the intersection to make a left turn but, I might shoot out a tire! ha!! Yah, no guns for me until after menopause! :)

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