In which i really don’t have a sister

So this happened to me while I was out in California and I thought it was pretty amusing so I’m sharing it with you. I don’t play Words with Friends very often.  In fact, there are only two people that I play regularly with.  One of them I don’t know but I’ve been playing for months and months now.  I truly don’t know why she plays with me since I’m awful and she always beats me.  I have actually only beaten her twice in all that time.  The other is a friend of mine from many, many years ago and she lives in Hawaii and this is practically the only interaction I have with her.

My name on WwF is “koolaidmom” and that is the original name I used on everything from games like this to my AIM name (remember AIM how it used to be so cool?)

Every once in a while, out of the blue, someone invites me to play with them on these sorts of games.  The other day I got one such invite and the way the person asked me made me think I knew them.  The conversation got so funny that I thought I would tell you about it.  Her username was donnatater.  Now don’t go swarming her game feed because she doesn’t know me and certainly didn’t know I had a blog.

Here goes:

Chat with Donnatater:

D:        Hi, this is donna.  Please. Play. with. Me. How. Are. You doing?

I couldn’t think of a Donna and trust me, I have no idea why she used so many periods.

K:        Do I know you?

I had no clue who this Donna was

D:        yes Iam

D:        oops

Well, typing is not her specialty

K:        your name is oops?

Yeah, yeah, yeah … I’m a smartass

D:        I am the sister.

D:        I am the sister with the horrible typing skills.

Ummm… what? I don’t actually have a sister

K:        I don’t have a sister.  Hahaha

D:        so sorry yes you do. Haha

Honestly, I just started laughing.  I’m pretty sure that I would have known by now if I had a sister.

K:        I can assure you that I don’t have a sister.  I have sister in laws but no sister.

D:        I am hurt to think you don’t think of me as your sister. Donna

Donna doesn’t give up

K:        Well Donna, if I knew a Donna, I’m sure I’d think of you as a sister

And then I didn’t hear from her for a few days and she told me that “whoops, she got the wrong username” to which I replied “no worries.”

I couldn’t stop laughing about the whole thing because she was so insistent.  Nonetheless, we are finishing the game and I’m pretty sure that will be the end of my relationship with Donna.  Too bad, other than her typing she seemed like a great sister.

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