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In which i respond to boycottamericanwomen

 

Dear John Rambo aka Asshole:

The other day I received the following comment from you on my website and I did want to take a few minutes out of my busy American Woman life to respond.  Here is your eloquent email:

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN

Why American men should boycott American women

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

 

I see you have a website called boycottamericanwomen.  I really don’t have a problem with that because seriously, the last thing American women need is to hook up with assholes like you.  But that isn’t the point of this letter.

The point of this letter is to ask why you keep promoting your site on the sites of, dare I say it, American Women.  What makes you think that we immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste women would let you post on our websites?  Why are you even promoting yourself there? Shouldn’t you be promoting your website with American Men?

I myself am actually many of the traits that you described.  According to my children I am immature, extremely arrogant and I can assure you I’m self-centered and irresponsible as well.  In fact, I completely love the fact that I’m mentally unstable and indeed, blog about it all the time.

I do take great offense with the idea that I don’t know how to cook.  Of course I do, I just choose not to cook.  I also had three children although unfortunately, two have turned out to be American Women thus perpetuating the horrendous state you have written about.

In response to the fact that American Women are inferior to foreign women, I simply can’t comment.  Most of the foreign women I know are just as fucked up as we American women.  I feel it would be far simpler for you just to take all your similar minded American Men with your stupid expectations and move to a foreign land.

After all, we are the land of liberty and living here is a choice.  Therefore, Mr. John Rambo, could you please stop bombarding me with your crap and just make a choice; preferably in another country.

Sincerely,

Lynn MacDonald aka All Fooked Up

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60 Comments

  1. That’s right, Lynn. Tear ’em a new one.

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      I keep getting spam from this guy so I figured I’d just respond to him.

  2. Queen Mahin
    April 5, 2011

    John Rambo is an unfathomable jackass, but you, American Woman, crack me up!
    Queen Mahin recently posted..Sculpting with SpamMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Thanks…I just kept seeing his stupid letter ALL THE TIME!

  3. Janine
    April 5, 2011

    Touche!
    Bloody spammers. When will they learn?
    I know I should have possibly thought twice about calling my website what I did because it attracts certain people with a fetish…doh

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Hahaha,,,I bet you get some interesting spammers. Yeah, I save them and reply when I’m bored. Writing these letters is one of my favorite things to do.

  4. Dumb Mom
    April 5, 2011

    Yes! John Rambo left this marvelous comment on my blog recently too! I enjoyed his insanity so much that I saved it and read it aloud at parties and such just for fun. I even visited his website to see if he was kidding. Sadly he’s not. God bless America!

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      He leaves his site EVERYWHERE! It cracks me up because he’s constantly sending it to American women! What does he want them to do?

  5. tulpen
    April 5, 2011

    I was thrilled when I got this Spam on my blog! I thought I’d finally arrived!!

    And if I was a man, which I think sometimes I should have been, I’d be all set with American Women too. ‘Cause Asian women are way hotter.

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      I just thought it was do damn stupid! And kinda funny

    • I know! Is it weird that I’m jealous that I haven’t gotten this comment?

      • Lynn
        April 5, 2011

        hahaha…other people have said the same thing

  6. Donna
    April 5, 2011

    Oh, he left the same comment to me. he’s a douche. You did good telling him what you tink.

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Hahaha…things like this I just can’t ignore…they’re too good

  7. Jayme (Random Blogette)
    April 5, 2011

    I have also received some comments from this guy as well. It seems as though he is just finding every female blogger that he can. He is just a troll trying to get a rise out of everyone.
    Jayme (Random Blogette) recently posted..Miracles Do Happen!My Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Yeah…but it was fun for me so I’m not too worried about him taking over the world or anything

  8. Pamela D Hart
    April 5, 2011

    Lynn, YOU rock! THAT was priceless.

    Okay, I don’t cook (hate it); only clean when I HAVE to; I can be selfish and self-centered at times; arrogant— been there lots of times…mentally unstable, I think my husband would say YEPPERS! I didn’t bare any female offspring, but I brought 2 stupid males into the world who will probably marry disgusting American women. Does THAT count for something? Can I get a star?
    Pamela D Hart recently posted..Don’t Tell Bubs DaddyMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      It was such a ridiculous link and i’ve seen it all over the place. Just figured, what the hell? i’m going to respond

  9. liz
    April 5, 2011

    love it! just tweeted this, lynn!

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Hahaha…you know how this type of thing just gets me going

  10. Megan (Best of Fates)
    April 5, 2011

    I have to admit, I’ve yet to receive the Boycott comment and I’m starting to feel a little left out!
    Megan (Best of Fates) recently posted..Lessons Learned From a Resurrectionist Those Not Involving HooksMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Hmmmm…not sure how much of an honor it actually is! I’m sure your day will come

  11. MommaC
    April 5, 2011

    What an arrogant waste of human flesh AND by his own behavior he is no less than all the things he has bitched about us American Women being. In fact all of his descriptors describe more American Men than I care to think of. Thankfully I did not marry one of those degenerate assholes — though I was unfortunate enough to date a few of them, as I surely would have most assuredly sued in divorce court AND I would have taken more than half!

    I love that you took him to task. Maybe we should all leave your post link every time we see his worthless spam shit hanging around! YOU ROCK! =]

    All the American Women I know are 100% perfect of course!
    MommaC recently posted..Skinny Girl MargaritaMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Hahaha…well, I’ve seen him leaving his shit everywhere! Feel free to share it…the guy is a troll…and a moron to boot!

  12. Kristin @ What She Said
    April 5, 2011

    I also have yet to receive Mr. John Rambo’s missive in my spam box. When and if I do, I’ll feel I’ve finally made it as a blogger. I’m glad he feels the need to clarify that non-American women = foreigners, though. That’s helpful.
    Kristin @ What She Said recently posted..Frittata- Its Whats for DinnerMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      I really don’t know the method to his particular brand of madness. I just felt like addressing his concerns

  13. Leighann
    April 5, 2011

    Perfectly put.

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Thanks…I do so enjoy this shit

      • Boss
        June 24, 2011

        I went to tons of links before this, what was I thikning?

        • Lynn
          June 24, 2011

          I have no idea! You should always start with this blog

  14. Theresa
    April 5, 2011

    What a douche! Thanks for taking him on. I try to stick to one spammer a month (more details here http://www.amountainmomma.com/2011/03/19/has-anyone-see…e-turnip-truck/), I hate spam!
    Good on ya!

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      I get a lot of spam but every once in a while, they’re too funny to ignore! Kinda like this one

  15. Lady Estrogen
    April 5, 2011

    What a fucker nutter :)
    And I agree with you – I think we’re a little bit crazy no matter what country we’re from. LOL
    Lady Estrogen recently posted..Shes So PrettyMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      thats a good point…i doubt he’d like you either even though you’re not American. oh well, no John Rambo for you kiddo!

  16. Wendi
    April 5, 2011

    Personally, I’m surprised John Rambo can even type when his head’s so far up his ass.

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      he could type but i don’t feel that he made very good points…however, i always enjoy shit like this. And i didn’t realize you ever read my blog so THANKS!!!

  17. RedShoes51
    April 5, 2011

    This guy is trash… I’ve seen where it has left this same comment all over women’s blogs… it is sad that he has to do this to get attention. Poor idiot…

    ~shoes~ (A real all-American guy) :oD
    RedShoes51 recently posted..Hump DayMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Yeah, i know…i see him EVERYWHERE…it totally cracks me up. I mean, he keeps leaving them on woman bloggers sites…isn’t that ridiculous?

  18. KLZ
    April 5, 2011

    I’m starting to worry that the fact that I’m NOT getting this spam means I’m seen as “chaste”.

    I suppose I’ll just have to turn my sexuality up to “whore”. But then, that’s what happens when you give an American woman a challenge.
    KLZ recently posted..The Crocodile RollMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      hahaha…i’m not sure that my sexuality is turned up to “whore”. I just think the guy is incredibly random. You crack me up…and also, the number of people dismayed that they didn’t receive this spam is cracking me up!

  19. Nicely done, Lynn. Something tells me this guy is targeting the mom blog community just to get a rise out of everyone.

    My mom was also a good cook, but hates to do it. Now she’s just too all around lazy and has probably forgotten how to tie her shoes.

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      i still know how to tie my shoes…in fact, i double knot my sneakers

  20. Julie B.
    April 5, 2011

    My favorite part is “I see you have a website called boycottamericanwomen. I really don’t have a problem with that because seriously, the last thing American women need is to hook up with assholes like you.” thank you for that

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Thanks…replying to spam is one of my most favorite things to do!

  21. Name *
    April 5, 2011

    Touche’ Lynn

    • Lynn
      April 5, 2011

      Thanks

  22. Pixi
    April 6, 2011

    Part of me really laughs, and then a part of me knows how sad & serious mental illness can be.

    As for me, if I’m ever forewarned, my raging lesbian ass will TRY my hardest to boycott American women. Maybe he secretly hopes all the women bloggers are lesbians.
    I should have been a psychiatrist.

    No, but clearly, this soul is f-ed up & disturbed beyond measure, and it has everything to do with women. I’ve known trolls like that.
    And you know I love the Lynn style of the post.

    • Lynn
      April 6, 2011

      Yeah…the guy is messed up and angry and is posting on a bunch of female bloggers. He could be mentally ill or just a prick. hard to say

  23. Tinsky
    April 7, 2011

    Please don’t send him, or those like him to Australia. We have our own fair share of males like him already. Sending more might sink the continent. (What a great response you have written!)
    Tinsky recently posted..Space JunkMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 7, 2011

      HAHAHA…i think the guy isn’t going anywhere…he’s just a nutjob bitching and moaning

  24. Lisa
    April 8, 2011

    Went to his site. You can’t even comment on his lame blog. WTF?

    • Lynn
      April 8, 2011

      He’s a jerk! Thats funny you went to his site!

  25. 30ish Mama
    April 8, 2011

    It’s because of men like that there is such a high divorce rate. What an ass.

    • Lynn
      April 8, 2011

      well, there really can’t be that many assholes like him around, can there? hope not

  26. Jack@TheJackB
    April 8, 2011

    Most of the foreign women I know are just as fucked up as we American women. This might get me lynched- but that would make a great t-shirt. ;)

    • Lynn
      April 8, 2011

      Hahaha…go for it! I’ll buy one!

  27. Quantum Faux Pas
    April 8, 2011

    I get spam all the time, but I haven’t gotten any from John. Why?! I know it can’t be the chaste thing… not with all the manwhores back in the early ’90s… so maybe it’s my cooking? Am I too good with the casseroles?! Why is this douche-nozzle ignoring me?!? I want to be boycotted! I NEED to be boycotted! *sob*
    Quantum Faux Pas recently posted..Perpendicular Underwater TurnsMy Profile

    • Lynn
      April 8, 2011

      Well, it cracks me up how many people have been put out that they haven’t been spammed.

      Never thought about the good casserole theory though…hahaha

  28. John Rambo
    April 20, 2011

    Yes, you are indeed very sick. You American women are such magnificient creatures, that you have murdered over 50 million babies through abortion in the past 40 years. Actually, American women are the sickest monsters on the planet, and your horrible attitude just perpetuates it. Anyway, at least you are honest enough to admit how sick you are. Good luck when your husband drops you and runs off with a foreign woman, that is, if he hasn’t already.

    You can try lesbian relationships, because no intelligent or sane man will have anything to do with you.

  29. John Rambo
    April 20, 2011

    Reading all of the comments written by women on here, just reaffirms my opinion. American women are not even human beings, they are the most low class subhuman scum on this planet. Luckily, my blog is doing a lot to help wake up thousands of American men daily to the evils and horrors of American women and to thus SAVE THEM from them.

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