This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
Thanks wise one! I especially like “I’m not interested in the bullshit….” I love that my kids talk to me but there are just times its all I can do to keep my eyes from glazing over.
Thanks…sometimes you just gotta tell them the truth!
Thank you! Love it…just love it…brutal honesty :) Once I edit it for “choice” words, I shall slap my teenager upside the head with it. Have a blessed day!
Thanks…you too!
Very good tidbits of wisdom. Loved the line “I’m funnier than you…stop competing with me.”
hahaha…they don’t listen though. All three of my kids think they’re funnier than i am.
The next time my kids whine about something, I’m showing them your list…it sounds a lot like mine, so I’ll have some back-up!
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hahaha…somehow, they always seem to have the last word though
Some very, very good truisms in there.
I like that
thanks…feel free to use them all. It’s not like i invented them
[…] Guest blogger Nyll here, again. These are some of the little pearls of wisdom I’ve shared with my kids and now I’m going to share them with you. Feel free to use them as you will! […]
I’m actually not sure what a ping back is
It’s a WordPress thing, I think; whenever one WordPress blog “realizes” that a post is linking to another WordPress-based blog, the two become aware of each other.
Actually, I didn’t really intend for my “guest blogger Nyll” post to get fed back to these comments. Anyway, you might want to disable ping backs from my site if you don’t like her.
In other news, I am babysitting my neighbors dog. I thought it would be awesome, because he is my dog’s best friend. I did not realize the neighbor’s dog has atomic gas, though. Jesus.
Also, yes, I did just put my name down where I meant to put down the “title” of my reply. It’s well past 4:20 pm on the West Coast. I’m just sayin’
No problem
Oh, I don’t care…I just didn’t know what it was. So you put a link to this blog on your post? That’s nice…thanks
I gotta agree with every one of them. I especially like the one about “I’m not interested anymore in the bullshit between you and blahblahblah…figure it out yourself and leave me alone”. With teenage girls around, this is sooooooooo true.
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Girls can drive you crazy and that’s mostly what all that advice is directed at!!!!
I know I’m your mother but I’m not a miracle worker and I can’t fix everything…in spite of my awesomeness, I’m only human. <— love that one! I may have to use it someday.
Hahaha…feel free to use this list whenever you want
What a great list! Now I just need to wait for my son to grow up and I can lob some of these at him.
feel free to use it all!
So witty and so very wise :)
and Ping, tracks, link ups …. so not up to speed!
wait! what are Ping, tracks and link ups?
LOL, see we are both technically useless but we have great personality!
Good link up for Time travel Tuesday, now i beliee the more you advertise it, the more diverse group you get on an older post which is good for Alexa – so I have heard lol
Ok, it did it TWICE…the first time i screwed up but the second was ok.