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In which i tried acupuncture

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Don’t you hate when you’re just starving to death and you can wait to get home and eat lunch and then you stuff it in so fast that you then have a stomach ache?

Wait! That happens to other people right???

 

Anyways, sorry I haven’t written much lately. Doesn’t it seem like I’m always apologizing? I guess it’s because this blog is no longer a big priority for me. I mean, it was NEVER a big priority for me but I did it to prove to people that I could do something and I was sort of into it.

 

Now I’m doing it because … well, why am I doing it? I don’t even know myself. At any rate, I went to the spa last week and I hurt myself. Ironically, the one goal I had when I went (well I actually had two I suppose) was to NOT hurt myself. The other goal was to change my attitude, which I’m happy to say I did.

 

So somehow, as you know, I did hurt myself and it won’t fucking get better. Seriously, I hurt myself last Thursday and it’s Wednesday and it’s only mildly better and that s because … I went to get acupuncture.

 

See, yesterday I was at my wit’s end and I asked the person who owns the gym I went to, (Julie Luther of Purenergy) and she told me to go to Dr. Mu and that acupuncture would take care of everything.

 

At this point I think I would have tried anything so I set it up. I got there and she told me that I didn’t have “good energy.” What can I say? I was in a shit mood because of my back. Then she informed me that my “dietetic” wasn’t good. Well, that’s what I’m trying to change and I would if my BACK DIDN’T HURT!!!

 

So she had my lie down and stuck all this shit in my back where it was “swollen” and then I guess some of it was connected to a machine because it vibrated. She said lie down and relax and I’ll be back and put on a timer.

 

I then proceeded to crawl out of my skin because a) she didn’t tell me how long it would be and b) I was convinced that the needles weren’t covering the area that I wanted covered and c) I’m terrible at lying still and d) my head was on one of those massage table thingies and it was NOT comfortable so basically …

 

I spent my time wiggling and starting to go out of my mind. So I waited … and waited … and waited … and the timer went tick, tick, tick while I waited …

 

Finally the timer rang. Seriously I would say about 45 minutes and nobody had even checked on me and I was so wiggly and I could tell that my back would still hurt and I was seriously annoyed.

 

Maybe 10 minutes later she comes in and tells me I’m done. Yeah, I’m done. Just like that. I still don’t feel great but I go into the office and they guy (her husband?) gives me these patches to put on my back with these instructions:

 

Don’t use more than 5 hours

Don’t use at work because they smell awful

Check the skin to make sure you don’t have a reaction

Come back next week

Good bye

 

So I leave and I’m not too happy because Julie said I’d feel better and I still hurt.

 

When Kevin got home he put the patch on and it stank to high heaven BUT between that and Tylenol my back did feel a bit better.
This morning is the best day I’ve had but it still hurts a lot! I wasn’t going to but I did a bit of the recumbent bike this morning and now I’m going to rinse off and put another smelly patch back on. I couldn’t read the instructions because, of course, they’re in Chinese.

 

The stuff is called Zhiton Gao…

 

Wish me luck. Worse case scenario I die of the smell or it’s poison or I might just become a convert. We shall see …

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10 Comments

  1. Cynthia K
    September 11, 2014

    Yes, that happens to others also. At least to me. I had no lunch yesterday because I had no time to stop for anything at work (well I had a bag of peanut M&Ms but that’s just for the sugar, because work coffee tastes awful.) By the time I got home at 6:30 with my daughter in the backseat yammering about dinner I thought I was going to fall over. I’d hoped the boyfriend would have cooked since I told him on the way home what was the plan but I guess I should have been more specific and said “COOKTHE SAUSAGE AND PIEROGIES.” So it was straight into the kitchen where I munched on half a Reuben sandwich and croutons AND chocolates while I cooked, and THEN ate two plates of dinner, and that’s when it suddenly all dropped into my stomach with a resounding thud. Uggghhhh. Sometimes the wonder is less “why am I so big” and more “How is it that I’m not even bigger?”

    I hope the acupuncture goes better if you go back. You really need to work on that dietetic. :-) I have a friend that had that done and he experienced instant relief but they also had him on the table a little longer, I think. His doctor also told him that they usually make the first visit short while your body adjusts to the whole needles thing, apparently it can be a pretty intense reaction for some. Did your person tell you anything like that?

    • Lynn
      September 11, 2014

      my person hardly spoke to me except to tell me about the energy and dietetic. hahaha

      then the office person said I should come back next week. slowly but surely it’s improving but what a pain in the ass…well, the back I suppose

      • Cynthia K
        September 11, 2014

        Well apparently there’s an acupuncturist is Concord that’s way nicer than yours, so if you’re down with traveling 2 hours or whatever, I’ll get you the #. Lol

        • Lynn
          September 11, 2014

          Hahaha…thanks but no thanks :))

  2. Tessa
    September 11, 2014

    I have a friend that had a severe reaction to one of those Chinese patches. It basically burned a rectangle into her leg! Be careful!! Let me know if there’s anything I can do for you?

    • Lynn
      September 11, 2014

      Yeah. They warned me but I’m fine

  3. Julie
    September 11, 2014

    A few years ago I fractured my back so I can relate to back pain. I hope this works out for you.

    • Lynn
      September 11, 2014

      Yuck. Sounds awful

  4. Deb
    September 14, 2014

    I miss you, and hope you are well. Positive thoughts my friend.

    • Lynn
      September 15, 2014

      Thanks. Will be all good soon I hope

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