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In which i write to myself

dearoprah

Dear Lynn,

 

I’d just like to compliment you on your exemplary week that you’re having thus far.  As you know, it’s quite unusual for you to actually do the items on the “to do list” that Kevin makes you on a weekly basis.

 

And yet, you’ve managed to knock of a bunch of items. To what do we owe this newfound flurry of activity? What did you say?

 

Oh, I see; you’re throwing Kevin a bone since he seems tired and is worried that the house is falling into disrepair. I can understand that! Lets review what you’ve managed to do this week and its ONLY TUESDAY!

 

So far this week you’ve managed to:

 

Drop off Kevin’s dry-cleaning

PICK UP Kevin’s dry cleaning

Go to Lowe’s and get lock lubricant (for those of you who don’t know this … it’s apparently a MUCH different thing than WD40 … you’re welcome)

Pick up some food for dinner

Finally get Kevin those black peppercorns that have been out forever in the house

Got the gutter guy to clean the gutter (actually this was done last week but I don’t want to write another post about these constant flurries of activity)

Get the dog more dog food

Get the dog more Greenies (truth be told … these last two were in the same trip)

Clean the fish tank (A Herculean task!)

Load on iOs7

Realize IOs7 has fucked up your phone

Google how to fix this

Turn off all the unneccasry apps

Fix your phone!

Realize your phone doesn’t work in your car anymore

Google why your phone doesn’t work in your car anymore

Realize that lots of peoples phones don’t work anymore

Try some of the “suggested fixes”

FIX YOUR PHONE

And your car

And now it works

Realize that you’ve done way, way too much work for one human in just two days

Decided to take the rest of the week off

Except for writing this post

At any rate, as your subconscious I would just like to applaud you and ask you when you’re going to do the most important task of all, get the plumber back in here because ONCE AGAIN you have hot water in your cold tap.

 

Not expecting much however because you’re probably still you.

 

Sincerely,

 

Your brain

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5 Comments

  1. Julie
    October 2, 2013

    My inquiring mind wants to know ~ what’s a greenie? Great job on your “to do” list. You must be absolutely exhausted.

    • Lynn
      October 2, 2013

      its a dog treat

  2. bob
    October 2, 2013

    In the UK a greenie is what you pick from your nose, and if your a man in your car alone, eat.

    • Lynn
      October 2, 2013

      OMG! I just cracked up. Also GROSS…a greenie is a dog treat

  3. Pinky Poinker
    October 2, 2013

    That phone thing sounds very annoying. Google saves the day of course. A greenie in Australia is an environmentalist and snot :)
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