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In which i’m just randomly writing shit

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Random shit to say:

 

Did you guys know that I write a “poem” each time somebody has a birthday on the Sleepy Hollow writing team and their support staff?  I do!

I just changed out the cat litter.  For a little itsy bitsy cat Butterscotch sure is a prolific pooper!

Tucker is constantly licking his ass.  Why do dogs do this? He’s also constantly chewing on his paw. Again, why???

I still need to change out the water in the fish bowl.  This is definitely one of my least favorite activities.

I am in Vermont even as you read this because Kevin and I are up there visiting his parents and babysitting! No, not for babies … for them! As you know there will definitely be at LEAST one funny story from here.  It just can’t be helped.

Regifting something isn’t always bad.  Sometimes people really appreciate something that you don’t use anymore … today it was a pocketbook.  Tomorrow the world! (nah … I just said that for the hell of it)

My knee was hurting in spinning today.  This is a problem because a) it’s my knee and b) Kevin’s knee is really messed up and that means I can’t complain and c) both of Kevin’s shoulders are messed up so I’m like the billionth joint in line and d) I don’t have a d … leave me alone.

My desk is filled with paperwork and nobody is doing it.  I need to see who’s in charge of all this shit!

Tucker peed on the floor this morning … or last night. I don’t know because I’m not a forensic scientist.  In any case, I cleaned it up.  That was before the stupid litter box too!  These fucking animals.

Why do I give advice to people when they don’t take it? Believe me, it’s not unsolicited … they tell me shit and I tell them what to do and they STILL don’t do it.  It’s a burden knowing all.

Why is gaining weight so easy and losing weight so difficult????? WHY???

Also, at what age do I not care anymore because I’m turning 55 this week so … how long do I have to wait?

I was driving with Jonas (my nephew) yesterday and he explained that I “traumatized” him by making him eat green beans when he was young. HAHAHAHA

On that note I’m done.

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6 Comments

  1. I always take notice of what you say. Always.
    ;)
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    • Lynn
      June 16, 2014

      Not immediately though :))

  2. Patty
    June 16, 2014

    Our vet told us that if our dogs chew on their paws that maybe a indication that their ears are bothering them.

    As for the ass licking, because they can. Vet didn’t tell me that.

    • Lynn
      June 17, 2014

      Really? He’s in the vets right now and I’m gonna ask them. Thanks

  3. Julie
    June 16, 2014

    Regifting a pocketbook is fine. Never regift a purse. NEVER.

    • Lynn
      June 17, 2014

      Hahahaha…I totally forgot that whole pocketbook/purse thing. You’re the best

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