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Last week, when all that bad weather was going on all over the United States, I was hanging out at home. Kevin got in around 7:30 PM and we had the following conversation:
Kevin: what happened to the lamppost?
Me: what lamppost?
Kevin: the only lamppost that we have Lynn
Me: nothing happened
Kevin: then why has it fallen over?
Me: It’s fallen over?
Kevin: yes it has
Me: when did that happen?
Kevin: that’s what I was asking you
Me: well obviously I don’t know. Are you sure it fell over?
Kevin: of course I’m sure. I drove in and it’s fallen down
Me: well I wasn’t aware of that.
Kevin: have you been outside
Me: when I was outside with Tucker it was up
Kevin: are you sure?
Me: ummmm… no
Kevin: It must have fallen in the wind
Me: well, it was incredibly windy today. This is sort of like Pooh and the Blustery Day
Kevin: how so?
Me: well when the tree falls down Owl looks at Pooh and says, “Pooh, did you do that?” and then Pooh, being all Pooh-like and all says, “I don’t think so.”
Kevin: and how is it like that?
Me: well neither Pooh nor I were exactly sure how these things fell down and I’m pretty certain it wasn’t my fault and I know for a fact it wasn’t Pooh’s fault because I’ve seen The Blustery Day a billion times and it was definitely the wind
Kevin: I think the point is that you need to get it taken care of
Me: oh? That’s the point?
So there you are, Pooh and I are always getting blamed for shit but unlike Pooh, I now have to get the damn thing fixed.
Better than being Eyeore. Ohhhhh, bother. :)
Hehehehe hilarious! Keep on being Pooh!