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In which i’m the grim reaper — repost

Grim Reaper

I was having a conversation the other day (that seems to be a common theme on this blog) and I was explaining the following:

 

Me:                  I think that I would be an awesome Grim Reaper

 

Other:             Grim Reaper?

 

Me:                  yeah, you know.  The guy who is death

 

Other:             Does the Grim Reaper even exist?

 

Me:                  Of course it does.  Haven’t you seen “meet Joe Black” with Brad Pitt?

 

Other:             I’m not sure it’s real…

 

Me:                  sheesh… anyways, I think I’d look awesome as the Grim Reaper

 

Other:             How’s that?

 

Me:                  Well, first I look really good in black …

 

Other:             Black?

 

Me:                  Yeah BLACK.  The grim reaper wears a huge black robe and I look good in black.

 

Other:             What else?

 

Me:                  The Grim Reaper carries around a scythe…

 

Other:             A scythe?

 

Me:                  Yeah, how SICK is that?  Soooo awesome

 

Other:             What does he do with the scythe?

 

Me:                  How the hell should I know?  Perhaps he just mows down lives…

 

Other:             What else?

 

Me:                  I think I’d be good at culling people

 

Other:             Why do you say that?

 

Me:                  I’m always good at getting rid of clutter so I’d just basically unclutter the world.

 

Other:             Who would you get rid of?

 

Me:                  First of all.  I’d get rid of stupid people.

 

Other:             okayyyyyy

 

Me:                  … and ignorant and annoying people as well.  Just your basic superfluous person.  GONE!!

 

Other:             wouldn’t you feel guilty?

 

Me:                  I assume that once you’re actually the Grim Reaper you wouldn’t have a guilty conscience.  The ability to smote people down without guilt has GOT to be in the job description, don’t cha think?

 

Other:             I’m not sure that there is an actual job description.

 

Me:                  You know, you suck at these types of conversations.

 

 

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4 Comments

  1. Kelly
    May 3, 2013

    If you haven’t already, see the show ‘Dead like me’ it is awesome. All about grim reapers. So good!!!

  2. Punky Coletta
    May 4, 2013

    Haha! I bet there is a job description! With uniform requirements.
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  3. Meg Mc
    May 12, 2013

    Yeah, what the hell would THAT Casual Friday look entail?

    • Lynn
      May 13, 2013

      hahahaha

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