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I was having a conversation the other day (that seems to be a common theme on this blog) and I was explaining the following:
Me: I think that I would be an awesome Grim Reaper
Other: Grim Reaper?
Me: yeah, you know. The guy who is death
Other: Does the Grim Reaper even exist?
Me: Of course it does. Haven’t you seen “meet Joe Black” with Brad Pitt?
Other: I’m not sure it’s real…
Me: sheesh… anyways, I think I’d look awesome as the Grim Reaper
Other: How’s that?
Me: Well, first I look really good in black …
Other: Black?
Me: Yeah BLACK. The grim reaper wears a huge black robe and I look good in black.
Other: What else?
Me: The Grim Reaper carries around a scythe…
Other: A scythe?
Me: Yeah, how SICK is that? Soooo awesome
Other: What does he do with the scythe?
Me: How the hell should I know? Perhaps he just mows down lives…
Other: What else?
Me: I think I’d be good at culling people
Other: Why do you say that?
Me: I’m always good at getting rid of clutter so I’d just basically unclutter the world.
Other: Who would you get rid of?
Me: First of all. I’d get rid of stupid people.
Other: okayyyyyy
Me: … and ignorant and annoying people as well. Just your basic superfluous person. GONE!!
Other: wouldn’t you feel guilty?
Me: I assume that once you’re actually the Grim Reaper you wouldn’t have a guilty conscience. The ability to smote people down without guilt has GOT to be in the job description, don’t cha think?
Other: I’m not sure that there is an actual job description.
Me: You know, you suck at these types of conversations.
If you haven’t already, see the show ‘Dead like me’ it is awesome. All about grim reapers. So good!!!
Haha! I bet there is a job description! With uniform requirements.
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Yeah, what the hell would THAT Casual Friday look entail?
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