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You know what really annoys me? Bathroom etiquette. Let me explain.
At the gym that I go to the Men’s Locker Room is downstairs and the Women’s Locker Room is upstairs. The equipment that I normally use, the cardio, is downstairs as well.
Right next to the Men’s Locker Room is a bathroom. Now technically is this bathroom is for both Men and Women but why do the men need to use it when their locker room is right next to it and ours is all the way upstairs?
But use is they do and I fucking hate sharing locker rooms with men because unlike myself, many moms do NOT teach their sons to PUT THE SEAT DOWN! I can’t even tell you how much it annoys me to walk in and have the toilet seat up!
It also, by the way, annoys me when women are slobs and I totally don’t get that either but that’s an entirely different discussion now isn’t it?
So, first it annoys me when I have to go to the bathroom and I’m waiting and a fucking guy comes out. I feel like telling him to look 3 feet to the right and go in there rather than making me wait.
But today, I was going to the restroom and a woman slipped in front of me. The restroom was occupied and the door opened and another woman was coming out. The woman coming out knew the woman going in and did they move or did they proceed to have a long drawn out conversation while standing in the doorway? I think you know the answer.
They talked and they talked and finally, the other woman went in.
Honestly, I get that they were older and probably have all the time in the world to chat and work out (and honestly so do I) but that’s bullshit that they would just block the doorway chatting with somebody waiting behind them.
Why are people so oblivious? Why are they so rude? Why can’t those men use their locker room? Why can’t they put the seat down? What’s up with women who can’t pee without getting it everywhere?
Why do I even want to think about this? WHYYYYYY????
Well, I certainly feel better now…how about you?