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I’m home, I’m home, I’m home, I’m home!!
Can you guys tell that I’m excited about that? Yeah, I’m basically a homebody and while I love going places I really love being back.
First, my daisies are in bloom:
Second, my computer has autocorrect and it’s so much easier to write posts on.
So Kevin and I got back on Friday night at 8:30 and this is what the kitchen looked like when we got home:
Yeah, Daniel MacDonald apparently is incapable of doing shit around the house. He literally went shopping and then unpacked the groceries and then left those three bags sitting there for 2 whole days.
When we got home, he had left for the night and gone down to Duke to say goodbye to some friends who were graduating.
Before Kevin left he ran the dishwasher. Did Daniel unload it? NO, he didn’t.
Instead he just piled all his shit in the sink.
Not only that but my dining room looked like a junkyard.
Boy was I annoyed. After 10 days away I expected to walk into an immaculate house. That’s because Carol was there every other day to feel the cat and the fish. So that’s what I was planning on.
Then I killed him. No I actually didn’t but I did send him pictures of the mess and said “You suck” so now he knows.
On Saturday, Kevin and I attacked 2 months worth of pollen on the porch and it took about 3-4 hours. That’s a lot of pollen!
Of course, typically Daniel walked in just as we were finishing.
And that’s why I KILLED HIM!
But I didn’t because you know … laws and stuff.
But I did totally lecture him and then I felt like my dad.
Which is kind of awesome because he’s been gone 17 years and I miss him.
So tomorrow I’ll write a post and tell you about the conference and Arizona and Canyon Ranch and pigs.