This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!

In which it’s Father’s Day


I’ve written virtually nothing lately for this blog.  In fact, I’ve been so slack that I’ve considered going to only 3 times/week except I haven’t even written 3 posts for this week.  However, I’m going to attempt to give it a go and write a post now.

 

Today is Father’s Day and even though I’m not a father, I am hosting a Father’s Day cookout.  Unfortunately, this means that I have to do some cooking.  Fortunately, we’re just having hamburgers and hotdogs and I’ve only had to make two salads: broccoli slaw and Pesto Pasta salad.

 

Then we were going to go hang out by the pool when I informed Andie and Kevin that I needed to write a post and then, of course, Andie gave me copious amounts of shit about my “stupid blog” and “doesn’t that take about a minute since they’re a paragraph long” and then I killed her.

 

Anyways, this is Father’s Day and Keely started it off by sending Kevin a box of See’s Chocolate/Caramels and they’re really, really good so Kevin has hidden them from me.  He told me yesterday that if he lived alone they’d last 3 weeks because he’d savor them but it’s always a race to actually get some when I’m around.  That’s why Andie suggested that he hide them.  Poor me.

 

Andie gave Kevin this for Father’s Day:

 donut

Here’s the history; when we used to go down to the beach for our vacations, Andie was always the first one up so Kevin and her would start eating the little powdered donuts and by the time the rest of us were up, they’d be gone and Andie would look like a cokehead.

 

So, she left this little note in remembrance of the old days and we walked into the kitchen and it was really cute.

 

Poor Daniel is screwed because he’s coming home soon and the girls have outdone him and not included him but he needn’t worry because he’s the golden child, what with being born with a penis and all.
So, that’s the word from this house.  Hope you guys have a great Father’s Day.  I know we will (or at least I hope so).

 

Lynn

If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.

8 Comments

  1. landscape oil Paintings
    June 17, 2013

    so sweet! so adore it!!

    • Lynn
      June 17, 2013

      thanks

  2. Being too used to Hubby cooking a Sunday dinner (because I cannot get all of the ingredients ready at the same time…), and having slaved away all weekend scrubbing carpets etc I forgot he shouldn’t cook Sunday dinner on Father’s Day. So he spent the early evening with a bottle of beer watching the US Open golf tournament while I wrestled with Enchiladas – I can manage them, just about!

    Sometimes (okay, often) I wonder why he married me because in a lot of ways I am totally rubbish at being a housewife….

    • Lynn
      June 17, 2013

      totally feel the same way

  3. Julie
    June 17, 2013

    Did Andie forget about the special theme for this summer? Sounds like she’s out to get you. What’s wrong ~ did you beat her at Pac Man?

    • Lynn
      June 17, 2013

      Andie is always out to get me, but in a LOVING way

  4. Shell
    June 17, 2013

    Those donuts are such a cute present!

    My husband has to hide chocolate from me. Which makes me really cranky- though I see no reason I can’t hide it from him.

    • Lynn
      June 17, 2013

      I don’t hide it cuz I binge eat it. Hope you’re well Shell!!!

Follow Lynn on Facebook Follow Lynn on Twitter Follow Lynn via RSS Follow Lynn on Pinterest
Enter your Email

Recent articles


Follow Lynn on Facebook Follow Lynn on Twitter Follow Lynn via RSS Follow Lynn on Pinterest




Go to All Fooked Up Store 

Lynn MacDonald Art