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Well, basically every aspect of my life is mayhem right now.
I’m behind on my insurance and very frankly, it’s too intimidating to figure out so I’m thinking of just letting what happens happen. (oops…don’t read this Kevin)
For some reason, my pool looks like a toxic spill occurred and yesterday I found a dead mouse (rat?) floating in it (or playing dead?) and I had to get it out of there because Kevin was out of town.
I forgot to make all sorts of reservations to go out of town until the last minute so I had to promise I’d give up a kidney to get on the plane. I offered Daniel’s so don’t worry, I’m good.
My dying dog was losing too much weight so they put him on drugs and now he is incredibly crotchety and spends his time either licking his ass or barking at me for some more food. When he’s not doing those two things he’s pacing back and forth and he’s turning me into a nervous wreck. Not nervous enough to lose weight though. Nope, no silver lining for me.
I haven’t done shit for Daniel to go to college. I don’t have to do much other than drop him off but I suppose some bedding would be good. The girls were all about décor but Daniel hasn’t even mentioned it. Hmmmm…I wonder if he wants a dog.
Keely and I were alone last weekend as Daniel joined Kevin up in Vermont. We started no less than 5 different TV series but couldn’t find one we enjoyed. I can’t believe that but I watched a ton of TV and got very little enjoyment out of it. Also, sitting on your ass all weekend isn’t good for your frame of mind.
Some of my friends are going through major emotional issues and I’m trying to be a good friend but honestly, it makes me sad and I really, really don’t want to be sad so there’s that.
The fish tank is getting cloudy again. Hercules seems to be getting quite large and Gilgamesh seems to have grown too. Andie said I was feeding them too much but they look at me through the tank and they seem hungry. Why is everyone hungry? Keeping these fish alive isn’t so awful but apparently keeping them small is a challenge. What a colossal pain in the ass!
Keely and I are still working on the top-secret project and it’s going well. However, the thing about a top-secret project is that it’s supposed to be top-secret and I suck at that so I’m constantly getting scolded. I hate getting scolded.
Now that I’ve read over the list I suppose things are all good. I’m checking out now. No, not as in dying. As in leaving.