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Something is going on with my fish. I don’t know what because I’m no fish expert but lately, when I walk into the office, Hercules and Gilgamesh seem to be just floating and staring at me. Kevin told me I was paranoid but they’re not swimming around, they’re just looking RIGHT THROUGH ME.
At first I thought this was just my imagination but I no longer think that’s the case. I’m wondering if it’s because I don’t have Tucker anymore. You see, I used to come in here and Tucker would be in here and I’d have a running commentary with him about whatever I was doing.
Now that I don’t have him, it’s pretty silent in here. I come in here to do my paperwork (which I desperately need to do), write my blog posts and occasionally use m computer for other things.
Now that I have an iPad I don’t have to come in here for every Google search. Anyways, I’m not in here as much and maybe they feel forsaken. I don’t really know because I don’t speak fish.
Also because I never planned on having fish and now I do and apparently they live forever. However, I just saw this week that people who release their fish into the wild are ruining the lakes. There’s this one in Colorado now that has millions of fish and it’s because of people just dumping them.
So I don’t want to do that but I don’t want them to be unhappy either. More importantly I hope they’re not hatching some plan to off me. But then, how can my fish off me? They have no opposable thumbs, or any fingers for that matter.
Maybe I need to change the tank out. Seriously I don’t know.
What I do know is that I have a shit ton of paperwork to do including my taxes, my insurance and all these things called “bills” that people keep sending me.
In other news Kevin was away all week and now he’s home and spring is here but there’s tons of pollen.
In fact, I was outside yesterday and all of a sudden I couldn’t breathe and that NEVER happens so I think we need a good rain.
So this week I’m going to try to get my shit together with all this paperwork and in a couple of weeks I’m going to a blogging conference.
More on that at another time. Hopefully Gil and Hercules won’t kill me in my sleep but if you don’t hear from me that’s probably what happened.
Just saying …