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“You have the spine of a 70 year old!”
So basically, that’ show my doctors appointment at the osteoporosis clinic started out today. It went downhill from there.
As it turns out, my spine is a mess with arthritis and osteoporosis and I guess I’m headed for some shots to try to keep it where it is.
I was given 3 options:
I wasn’t too thrilled after my little trip to the doctor so I called Kevin:
Me: I have the spine of 70 year old
Kevin: that’s not good
Me: I’m turning into my mother
Kevin: I’m sorry
Me: pretty soon I’m going to be one of those old people in the shape of a C
Kevin: you’re exaggerating
Me: my future is a life of just seeing people’s feet
Kevin: (laughing) I doubt tha t
Me: someone will say to me “did you see the sunset?” and I’ll say, “No, I would have had to lie on my back to see it” because all I’ll see is peoples feet soon!
Kevin: thank god you have your shrink appointment next
Well that’s true.
And that’s my day … and life … how about you?