This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
Today, as per usual, it was raining when I pulled out of my garage to go to Spinning. I therefore turned on my lights and my windshield wipers. After all, that’s a STATE LAW. I adjusted the wipers to high and BOOM they totally stopped working.
I tried again and again and alas, the wipers were dead. Now it was raining pretty hard but it wasn’t pouring and I was trying to decide whether I could make it to the gym or not so I called Kevin.
Me: so now my wipers aren’t working
(Don’t even forget about all the broken parts and the broken cup holders and all the other shit going down with the car)
Kevin: did you turn them off and back on again
(ummm…duh???)
Me: of course I did. Now they’re dead
Kevin: can you see well enough to work out?
Me: well … oops here comes a car. Maybe not?
Kevin: I’d definitely go work out
Me: the thing is if it rains any harder I’m screwed
Kevin: take Daniel’s car
Me: uggghhh…he’s a slob but ok
(And I turned around to go home and take Daniel’s car)
Kevin: you should probably leave a note
Me: are you kidding me? He doesn’t wake up until 12:00. It’s 8:20 and I’ll be there and back again before he even knows.
Kevin: good point
So I went to take Daniels car and of course, all the lights were on saying “needs a new oil filter” and “wiper fluid low” and “you’re a putz” (I made that one up) but seriously, his car was full of all the stuff he packed in his car two weeks ago.
I can only assume his intention is to someday live out of his car since there’s cleaning products, a microwave, a toaster and some garbage cans in there.
The good news is that I did make it to spinning. The bad news is that Daniel is going to definitely clean up that car, change the oil and possibly be murdered.
Also … I think I might need to consider a new car.
That’s’ my day, how’s yours?
We love our Hyundai Sonata. My mother in law loves her Honda … I forget what … sedan. I’ve heard good things prisuwise. And I can’t wait for the new car post.
the wiper motor was sooooo expensive but now i have wipers again…will keep you posted
I got in my daughter’s car the other day and almost had a stroke. Told her to clean it out ~ to my standards or she was welcome to take over the monthly payments.
my kids cars are ALL terrible
So, what you’re saying is that the next time there is a missing person report, we need to have the FBI start with Daniel’s car. LOL.
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hahaha…basically yes