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In which she got free boobs at Hooter’s

Boobs

questionmark2I guess that I never finished telling you guys about Mom 2.0 Summit.  I’m sure there are a million recaps so I won’t tell you about that but I will tell you about this funny conversation that Ann, Nicole and I had in the elevator with some other chick who was attending the convention.

 

I mentioned that I had met Hunter Pence, the San Francisco Giant’s right fielder, in the elevator that morning and he was quite sweet and friendly.  I may have also mentioned that Nicole is getting divorced and I was racking my brain to think of someone suitable for her.

 

So we get in the elevator and we are somehow discussing all of this when we have this conversation with a Random Lady in the Elevator who I shall refer to as RLitE:

 

Me:                  I’m sure that you’ll find someone

 

Nicole:             maybe I should just find a San Francisco Giant

 

Me:                  they do make a good income and they’re in shape

 

RLitE:             you should just work at Hooter’s

 

Me:                  what?

 

Nicole:             what?

 

Ann:                what?

 

RLitE:              yeah, I know two girls who worked at Hooter’s and they married Marlins

 

(Not the fish people.  The Florida Marlin’s is whom she is talking about here. And did I mention that Nicole is in her 40’s? I don’t think Hooter’s is happening here)

 

Nicole:             Hooter’s?

 

RLitE:              yes Hooters, and you know what?

 

Nicole:             what?

 

RLitE:              the best part is that when they started working at Hooter’s they got new boobs … for free

 

Me:                  that’s the best part?

 

RlitE:               yes, Hooter’s paid for their boobs

 

Me:                  wow, I didn’t realize all the benefits that Hooter’s has

 

RlitE:               and then they met Florida Marlins at Hooter’s and they married them

 

And then that lady got off and Ann and Nicole and I just looked at each other and burst out laughing.  I mean how bizarre is that?  So we asked Nicole if she was willing to go that route and she wasn’t but I guess if you work at a Hooter’s near a ballpark and you get some nice new boobs you can catch a ballplayer.

 

How awesome is that???

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4 Comments

  1. At least I finally established what they played …
    In other news, went to a lunch yesterday and a guy told me that he thought I had lovely boobs and he was guessing they were real. So, good to know that I am not filling in a Hooters app … I will also avoid him like the plague.
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    • Lynn
      May 8, 2014

      hahahaha…well, i mean that’s a compliment

  2. Robin B
    May 8, 2014

    LOL. Very funny story. I think you got your mojo back!

    • Lynn
      May 9, 2014

      Thanks robin

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