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As each day blends into the next day, I realize that I have completely lost track of time this summer. Yesterday, I sent a text to the person who cuts my hair apologizing for missing my appointment on June 14th.
A few weeks ago, I had decided that the one thing that I wanted for my birthday (June 20th) was to feel better about myself so I would spend the next 3 ½ weeks attempting to lose some of the weight and bloat I’ve picked up in the last year. I started out well the first week and the second week wasn’t bad but this weekend wasn’t pretty.
I was explaining to Kevin this morning that I feel like I’ve blown it.
Me: I am retaining so much water, I feel awful
Kevin: I thought you were doing well losing some weight
Me: I was but now my birthday is upon us and I haven’t really accomplished anything and this weekend was awful
Kevin: wait! Your birthday?
Me: yeah Kevin, my birthday
Kevin: when is it?
Me: this Thursday
Kevin: how is that possible?
Me: well, it’s pretty consistent year to year
Kevin: but isn’t this the 10th?
Me: what?
Kevin: isn’t this June 10th?
Me: this is June 10th?
Kevin: I’m pretty sure
Me: what the hell! Then I didn’t miss my hair appointment
Kevin: when is it?
Me: June 14th
Kevin: did you think you had?
Me: yeah, I even sent a text saying I’m sorry
Kevin: are we even going to Vermont on the correct weekend?
Me: I think so, didn’t you double-check the itinerary?
Kevin: I’ve been busy
Me: oh shit! Well Andie was with me, I doubt I screwed it up
Kevin: well, you had the wrong week
Me: well, this gives me time to get back on track before my birthday
Kevin: so is this Fathers Day this weekend?
Me: that’s the culprit! It’s normally on the same weekend as my birthday or right afterwards but this year it’s before
Kevin: so we can blame Father’s Day for your issues?
Me: well, that and Andie. I’m sure she’s to blame too
And that’s how my life has been. I can’t even keep the days straight. Now I gotta get my shit together and go work out.
Hahaha days are hard. I was shocked when mother’s day sneaked up on me. Father’s day isn’t much better.
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