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Well, I’m sitting in my hotel room at Canyon Ranch and I realize that tomorrow is Monday and I have yet to write a post. It seems like forever since I’ve updated you so I shall attempt to catch you up.
Because I’m awful at this keyboard and typing on my iPad I shall do so in bullet point fashion.
As you know, our first stop was the Big Moose Deli (or whatever it was called)
We finally arrived at Kevin’s parents house … it was fricking hot!!!
We didn’t do much that afternoon but we went out to dinner at The Publyk House
Yes, I know it’s spelled wrong
Don’t ask me why they can’t spell in Vermont
I ordered some weirdo Margherita
Is that spelled right????
It was peach … and terrible
I returned it and had a beer
We ate with Kevin’s parents and his brother Scot and his wife
Yes, Scot has only one t
Again … not my fault
Next day was Thursday … worked out and started cleaning the garage
Yes, there was still a shitload of stuff even though we’ve done it before
Went to the TOWN DUMP
They call it the “transfer” station
I don’t know why…don’t ask
It was about as exciting as you’d expect it to be but we did dump a shit ton of stuff
I’ve also been to a dump in Maine
Then I got bored … and stressed … becuase you know, Allison
My mother-in-law that is. She won’t let ANYTHING go!!!
It’s a struggle
A fight to the death
Nah, not really. But I got fed up and quit
Life is exciting in Vermont isn’t it
Also, we went to a GARLIC FESTIVAL
Actually, the Southern Vermont Garlic Festival
It was sort of hot
and really, really crowded
So there were tons of lines
I just got a hot dog
Of course, when i was done I found the good food
I did eat some fudge though
NOT the garlic fudge though
There was cheese and oils and everything garlic there
I met some bikers
It was THAT kind of festival
What do you expect from Vermont???
Ugghhh… I need a shower.
I’ll say more on the next post.