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I’m on a plane from Philadelphia to Greensboro and I thought “what the hell, I’ll write a post!!” Good use of time huh?
So, back to my Vermont trip. I woke up on Saturday and Kevin’s brother David happened to have some of my chocolate milk shake protein powder and I was so excited since I had forgotten mine. As you know, or you should know, I like to have my chocolate protein shake for breakfast. (Im sure I’ve discussed this before and if I wasn’t so damn lazy I’d find the post and link to it but I am that lazy so I’m not going to).
So I’m totally psyched because whenever I have cereal for breakfast I’m absolutely starving about an hour later and when I have my shake I can last until lunch. So I get out Allison’s Ninja blender and add the water and the powder. Then I go to the refrigerator to open the freezer.
David: what are you looking for?
Me: ice cubes
David: they don’t have ice cubes
Me: but there’s an ice maker
David: it’s not hooked up
Me: to what?
David: to water
Me: where are the trays?
David: they don’t make ice in the winter
Now I’m in a state of shock. David just stood there laughing at me.
Me: why is there no ice?
David: this is Vermont. It’s freezing outside. Who wants ice?
Me: I’m baffled. I never heard of this
David: I can run to the convenience store to get you ice
Which he did by the way. Also What the fuck???? How do people live without ice? Is this common in northern climes???? I have no clue!
I also spent plenty of time discussing the “botulism” button on jars and the fact that I don’t wash my vegetables well enough.
Between that and Kevin trying to amputate himself I was totally ready to go home.