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In which they’re Heirlooms



So as you know I bought these owls.  How do you know? Because I told you yesterday.  Andie originally wanted to have something cute and colorful by her front door but we walked all around the store and didn’t see anything we wanted.  Then we spotted the owls.  Here’s what went down:


Me:                  OMG! How about we hammer these owls into the wall and you can hang your keys on their toes?


Andie:             that’s a terrible idea


Me:                  there’s even 3 colors


Andie:             they’re not pretty colors


Me:                  and there’s three of you


Andie:             what does that have to do with anything?


Me:                  these are perfect


Andie:             no they’re not


Me:                  look!


And I put them on a shelf, hung my keys and took a picture.


Andie:             that’s an awful idea


Me:                  I’m buying them


So we go up to pay and the checkout lady is doing her thing.


Me:                  be VERY careful with those owls


(cuz they have feathers and shit ya know?)


Andie:             I can NOT believe you are buying those owls


Me:                  are they owls or are they HEIRLOOMS??


And then we cracked up and the lady looked at us like we were insane (we probably were) and then Andie texted Keely that I had bought us some new Heirlooms and that’s basically that EXCEPT PEOPLE: WE HAVE OWLS NOW!!!!

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  1. Ha Ha, love it! The cat is looking at you as if to say WTF? The dog is wondering whether he can eat it.

    I wonder what the fish would think of it if you sat the owls next to the fish tank?
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    • Lynn
      July 16, 2014

      great question! I will have to check.

  2. Julie
    July 16, 2014

    Just look at ole Tucker sniffing out the trouble that white one is going to bring. I warned you! :)

    • Lynn
      July 16, 2014

      hahaha…Tucker. I don’t even …

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