This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
So as you know I bought these owls. How do you know? Because I told you yesterday. Andie originally wanted to have something cute and colorful by her front door but we walked all around the store and didn’t see anything we wanted. Then we spotted the owls. Here’s what went down:
Me: OMG! How about we hammer these owls into the wall and you can hang your keys on their toes?
Andie: that’s a terrible idea
Me: there’s even 3 colors
Andie: they’re not pretty colors
Me: and there’s three of you
Andie: what does that have to do with anything?
Me: these are perfect
Andie: no they’re not
And I put them on a shelf, hung my keys and took a picture.
Andie: that’s an awful idea
Me: I’m buying them
So we go up to pay and the checkout lady is doing her thing.
Me: be VERY careful with those owls
(cuz they have feathers and shit ya know?)
Andie: I can NOT believe you are buying those owls
Me: are they owls or are they HEIRLOOMS??
And then we cracked up and the lady looked at us like we were insane (we probably were) and then Andie texted Keely that I had bought us some new Heirlooms and that’s basically that EXCEPT PEOPLE: WE HAVE OWLS NOW!!!!